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5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop. The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional. The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?" "I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again." The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it." The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again." The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?" She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!" https://imgflip.com/i/8q7ecp

WATCH: George Bush and John Kerry were both part of a secret society hailing from Yale called the Skull and Bones where the initiation rituals included kissing a skull, performing a mock killing, burying themselves in a coffin in fear.

Ukrainian children supposedly ‘kidnapped’ by Moscow found in Germany 🇩🇪 The head of Ukrainian national police, Ivan Vygovsky, on Wednesday hailed the discovery of 161 “children kidnapped by Russia” after they were discovered in Germany. He told the national media that he had discussed the issue with Holger Munch, president of the German Federal Criminal Police (BKA), during a meeting earlier in this week.

‘Democrats Got Everything They Wanted’: Rep. Hakeem Jeffries Hailed as House ‘Shadow Speaker’ After $95 Billion Ukraine Bill Passes https://www.infowars.com/posts/democrats-got-everything-they-wanted-rep-hakeem-jeffries-hailed-as-house-shadow-speaker-after-95-billion-ukraine-bill-passes/

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Kudos to the dude who made a video out of my meme. Hilarious! Hail Saint Floyd of Fentanyl! https://imgflip.com/i/56q83v

The West Virginia University Trombone Choir featured music by Václav Nelhýbel, David Wilborn, Madeline A. Lee, Robert Traugh, Mark Isham, Frank Gulino, and Jack Courtright at The U.S. Army Band 2024 American Trombone Workshop. #WestVirginia #WVU #HailWV #TromboneChoir #Trombone #ATW2024 #ATW #Music

The first Guest Artist Recital of The U.S. Army Band 2024 American Trombone Workshop featured SSG Kyle Price & SSG Felix Padilla playing Lock Horns by Steven Verhelst, Hakeem Bilal playing Meditation for Bass Trombone by Frigyes Hidas, Vicente Hernandez playing On Your Own Now by Steven Verhelst, and SSG Jonathan Kraft & SFC Evan Geiger playing Snowflakes by Scott Vaillancourt. #ArmyMusic #WestVirginia #WVU #HailWV #GoDukes #Duquesne #BassTrombone #Trombone #Horn #ATW2024 #ATW #Music