• Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
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    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
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    A Coal Fired Power Plant in China's Sichuan Province
    A Coal Fired Power Plant in China's Sichuan Province China now emits more CO2 than the entire developed world combined—completely nullifying all the Fascist Nazi Communist sacrifices you are being forced by police and military Totalitarian Tyrannica…
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  • In the years following its permanent mooring, the Queen Mary has garnered a haunted reputation that veers into the realms of the sinister and the supernatural. Tales of the paranormal and ghostly apparitions have enveloped the ship, casting a spell over those who walk its decks. This former titan of the seas now beckons the curious and the brave, inviting them to explore its mysteries and perhaps encounter the spectral remnants of its past. https://youtu.be/rI0P9WVV9p0
    In the years following its permanent mooring, the Queen Mary has garnered a haunted reputation that veers into the realms of the sinister and the supernatural. Tales of the paranormal and ghostly apparitions have enveloped the ship, casting a spell over those who walk its decks. This former titan of the seas now beckons the curious and the brave, inviting them to explore its mysteries and perhaps encounter the spectral remnants of its past. https://youtu.be/rI0P9WVV9p0
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  • Google is so powerful that it "hides" other search systems from us. We just don't know the existence of most of them.

    Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information.

    Keep a list of sites you never heard of.

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    https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.

    www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.

    http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.

    www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.

    www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
    Google is so powerful that it "hides" other search systems from us. We just don't know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of. www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines. www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need. https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols. www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries. http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science. www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed. www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
    RefSeek - Academic Search Engine
    Academic search engine for students and researchers. Locates relevant academic search results from web pages, books, encyclopedias, and journals.
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  • FREEMASONRY AND SATANISM, BOOK REVIEW 73 PT 2, TRANSYLVANIAN SUNRISE BY RADU CINAMAR AND PETER MOON

    This is part 2!!! He posted part 1 yesterday!

    Rick is a friggin walking, talking encyclopedia!
    he's worth a listen

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/VVoLdna28pJM/
    FREEMASONRY AND SATANISM, BOOK REVIEW 73 PT 2, TRANSYLVANIAN SUNRISE BY RADU CINAMAR AND PETER MOON This is part 2!!! He posted part 1 yesterday! Rick is a friggin walking, talking encyclopedia! he's worth a listen https://www.bitchute.com/video/VVoLdna28pJM/
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  • 38 trillion dollars in damages each year with income reduction of 19 % persistence over micro_dust pollution that to force nature to change is habitat with highly-developed ones such as Germany, France and the United States,"
    38 trillion dollars in damages each year with income reduction of 19 % persistence over micro_dust pollution that to force nature to change is habitat with highly-developed ones such as Germany, France and the United States,"
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  • CDs were a significant step in the evolution of music.

    Here’s a brief history of the compact disc (CD) for music, excluding its use for data storage:

    Origins and Development:
    The compact disc was developed in the late 1970s as a digital optical disc storage format for audio.
    The first compact disc player was demonstrated by Philips and Sony in 1979.
    The first commercial CD release was the 1982
    Conceptualization (Late 1970s): The idea of a compact disc for audio recordings emerged in the late 1970s through the collaboration between Philips and Sony. The goal was to create a digital format that offered superior audio quality and durability compared to analog formats like vinyl records and cassette tapes.
    Development and Standardization (Early 1980s): Engineers at Philips and Sony worked on developing the technical specifications for the CD format, including disc size, encoding method (PCM – Pulse Code Modulation), and error-correction techniques. In 1980, they jointly established the “Red Book” standard, which defined the CD-DA (Compact Disc Digital Audio) format.
    Commercial Launch (1982): The first commercially available compact disc for music was released in Japan in October 1982. It featured recordings by artists such as Billy Joel, ABBA, and Dire Straits. The CD launch marked a significant milestone in the music industry, offering consumers a new, high-fidelity audio format.
    Technological Advancements (1980s

    These included the introduction of CD players with features like shuffle, repeat, and programmable playlists. Additionally, improvements in mastering and manufacturing processes enhanced the audio quality of CDs.

    Decline (2000s – Present): With the advent of digital downloads

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    Overall, the history of compact disc music showcases its transformative the music industry, offering a high-quality format for listen and enjoying music recordings.

    CDs were a significant step in the evolution of music. Here’s a brief history of the compact disc (CD) for music, excluding its use for data storage: Origins and Development: The compact disc was developed in the late 1970s as a digital optical disc storage format for audio. The first compact disc player was demonstrated by Philips and Sony in 1979. The first commercial CD release was the 1982 Conceptualization (Late 1970s): The idea of a compact disc for audio recordings emerged in the late 1970s through the collaboration between Philips and Sony. The goal was to create a digital format that offered superior audio quality and durability compared to analog formats like vinyl records and cassette tapes. Development and Standardization (Early 1980s): Engineers at Philips and Sony worked on developing the technical specifications for the CD format, including disc size, encoding method (PCM – Pulse Code Modulation), and error-correction techniques. In 1980, they jointly established the “Red Book” standard, which defined the CD-DA (Compact Disc Digital Audio) format. Commercial Launch (1982): The first commercially available compact disc for music was released in Japan in October 1982. It featured recordings by artists such as Billy Joel, ABBA, and Dire Straits. The CD launch marked a significant milestone in the music industry, offering consumers a new, high-fidelity audio format. Technological Advancements (1980s These included the introduction of CD players with features like shuffle, repeat, and programmable playlists. Additionally, improvements in mastering and manufacturing processes enhanced the audio quality of CDs. Decline (2000s – Present): With the advent of digital downloads Enter Lupin ,-. Overall, the history of compact disc music showcases its transformative the music industry, offering a high-quality format for listen and enjoying music recordings.
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