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"Once again, the gay community is under attack," said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. "This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-arrested-for-urinating-on-new-pride-urinalsSPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal. "Once again, the gay community is under attack," said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. "This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?" https://babylonbee.com/news/man-arrested-for-urinating-on-new-pride-urinalsBABYLONBEE.COMMan Arrested For Urinating On New Pride UrinalsSPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal. - Dems hoping Fetterman's car crash knocked some sense out of him so he'll be a Democrat again
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