Tired of the Venezuelan gangs in your city?
(SATIRE)
Just remember there is no record of them being here because they are illegal invaders, so it's not like there will be a homicide investigation or missing persons report. I don't think murder would be a justifiable charge if you consider that armed invaders are equal to enemy combatants. I like to think it is considered pre-emptive self defense. Just remember to dig the hole deep out in the forest or on public land. Level the dig so it won't attract attention, and be careful not to leave anything behind that would tie it to you. Another option might be to leave the corpse in bear country covered with honey, pork fat or bacon. Bears can smell it over 5 miles away. Bears need to eat, too!
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Improvise, Adapt, Overcome, then Adapt Again.
https://www.2ndmardiv.marines.mil/News/Article/Article/3493051/improvise-adapt-overcome-then-adapt-again/
(SATIRE)
Just remember there is no record of them being here because they are illegal invaders, so it's not like there will be a homicide investigation or missing persons report. I don't think murder would be a justifiable charge if you consider that armed invaders are equal to enemy combatants. I like to think it is considered pre-emptive self defense. Just remember to dig the hole deep out in the forest or on public land. Level the dig so it won't attract attention, and be careful not to leave anything behind that would tie it to you. Another option might be to leave the corpse in bear country covered with honey, pork fat or bacon. Bears can smell it over 5 miles away. Bears need to eat, too!
https://imgflip.com/i/92k1ey
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome, then Adapt Again.
https://www.2ndmardiv.marines.mil/News/Article/Article/3493051/improvise-adapt-overcome-then-adapt-again/
Tired of the Venezuelan gangs in your city?
(SATIRE)
Just remember there is no record of them being here because they are illegal invaders, so it's not like there will be a homicide investigation or missing persons report. I don't think murder would be a justifiable charge if you consider that armed invaders are equal to enemy combatants. I like to think it is considered pre-emptive self defense. Just remember to dig the hole deep out in the forest or on public land. Level the dig so it won't attract attention, and be careful not to leave anything behind that would tie it to you. Another option might be to leave the corpse in bear country covered with honey, pork fat or bacon. Bears can smell it over 5 miles away. Bears need to eat, too!
https://imgflip.com/i/92k1ey
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome, then Adapt Again.
https://www.2ndmardiv.marines.mil/News/Article/Article/3493051/improvise-adapt-overcome-then-adapt-again/
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