> >
> > So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.
> > Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
> >
> > Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
> >
> > Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
> >
> > My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
> >
> > Dad: “OK!! “
> >
> > My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
> >
> > Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
> >
> > My son: “What???”
> >
> > Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
> >
> > My son in the corner looking bewildered!
> >
> > Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
> >
> > My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
> >
> > My son: “What??? “
> >
> > Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
> >
> > My son: “What???”
> >
> > Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
> >
> > My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
> >
> > Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
> >
> > Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already.
> >
> > End of story!
> >
> > > > So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them. > > Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat? > > > > Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! > > > > Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “ > > > > My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!” > > > > Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “ > > > > My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “ > > > > Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!” > > > > My son: “What???” > > > > Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!” > > > > My son in the corner looking bewildered! > > > > Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? > > > > My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “ > > > > My son: “What??? “ 😳 > > > > Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!” > > > > My son: “What???” > > > > Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!” > > > > My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!” > > > > Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!” > > > > Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already. > > > > End of story! > >
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