A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Apostle Paul at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are those clocks?"

Apostle Paul answered, "Those are lie-clocks, every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man.

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where Is joe biden's clock?"

"His clock is in Jesus's office.
He uses it as a ceiling fan."