Who's with me on this? https://imgflip.com/i/8i6hqe This simple fecal occult blood test kit may be used at home. First, you place the sheet of special paper on top of the water in the toilet bowl. After you have a bowel movement, you use the sampling stick to collect a small amount of stool that has been deposited on the floating paper. You then place the sampling stick with the stool sample in the collection container and snap the cap in place. You may either return the sample to your doctor or better yet, dab the stool a tiny bit onto a letter and mail it to your least liked politician. Ecoli is present in ALL human feces, and if it is ingested will make them have high fever, the shakes, (severe chills) and, and, and...??? I know how true this is because I caught ecoli about 14 years ago after eating at a fast food restaurant where all the employees are Mexican migrants. I've worked with Mexican migrants and have observed they never wash their hands after going to the toilet. https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/fecal-occult-blood-test/multimedia/fecal-occult-blood-test-kit/img-20007541