Someone told my friend that batu (or meth) gives you erections. So he smoked some, and didn't get one. He was disappointed and went out to a karaoke (it's ka-da-oh-keh dammit) bar, and somehow got some more (he doesn't speak good English, and this factoid is lost on me).

Now, the hostess there knew that he smoked it somehow lmao, and he didn't get hard under her...massaging...and it got out to the rest of the bar. That got the whole bar saying too much batuuuu. My friend was so high he didn't care.

What my friend took away from it? Batu must be the reason why people get divorced. The guys smoke it, and they can't have sex with their wives, so they get divorced.

OMG, I laughed so hard I was crying when he told me that.
Someone told my friend that batu (or meth) gives you erections. So he smoked some, and didn't get one. He was disappointed and went out to a karaoke (it's ka-da-oh-keh dammit) bar, and somehow got some more (he doesn't speak good English, and this factoid is lost on me). Now, the hostess there knew that he smoked it somehow lmao, and he didn't get hard under her...massaging...and it got out to the rest of the bar. That got the whole bar saying too much batuuuu. My friend was so high he didn't care. 😂🤣 What my friend took away from it? Batu must be the reason why people get divorced. The guys smoke it, and they can't have sex with their wives, so they get divorced. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, I laughed so hard I was crying when he told me that.
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