A Florida man was given a no-contact order barring him from contacting his wife after he hit her with a sausage. He should've kept it in his pants. In all seriousness, it was a real sausage made of animal meat. It's not specified what kind of sausage was used as a weapon, although.

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A Florida man was given a no-contact order barring him from contacting his wife after he hit her with a sausage. πŸ˜’ He should've kept it in his pants. πŸ˜‚ 🀣 In all seriousness, it was a real sausage made of animal meat. It's not specified what kind of sausage was used as a weapon, although. 😢 #FloridaMan
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Husband Linked To Domestic Sausage Battery
DECEMBER 4--A judge has ordered a Florida Man to have no contact with his wife following his arrest for allegedly striking her in the face with a thrown sausage, records show. During a “verbal alterc
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