Remember, Christian conservatives don't steal. Only YOU can prevent liberals. It also works to leave a sandwich with double Mayo sitting in the sun for 8-12 hours, then throw it in the refrigerator with all the rest of the food. For dessert, put a heaping plate of double chocolate Ex-Lax brownies in the refrigerator. Don't forget to add it to the frosting as well. P.S. This works. I've already tried it. It won't kill them, it'll just make them wish they were dead. https://imgflip.com/i/811gln