.. note to CBS/PBS/ELS: this is satire not #TruNewz .. ** Pope #Francis Cleans UP Vatican City Jorge Mario Bergoglio (b. 1936) aka "Pope Francis" has decided to hinder the purveyors of alt-lifestyles with brand new edicts. Jorge was inspired by this clip from the Sparta movie 300: https://youtu.be/4Prc1UfuokY He was also prompted by the following passage: "Your older sister was Samaria ... and your younger sister ... was Sodom. You not only followed their ways and copied their detestable practices, but in all your ways you soon became more depraved than they. As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign Lord, your sister Sodom and her daughters never did what you and your daughters have done" (Ez. 16:46-48). ** Wales Invades Athlone (Ireland), Film @ 11 The King of Wales, Dylan "Crusher" Gwynedd, attacked Athlone, a town in central Ireland, at exactly 15:36 yesterday. King Dylan was born in the Cambrian Mountains. General Rusk Tafft said, "We used the classic Card-F invasion strategy with our brand new #MondoTyger T-52 tanks." Many of the residents of Athlone had to lie doggo to survive. The people were forced to speak exclusively in Welsh, one Athlonian complained, "Mae'n gas gen i hyn rydw i eisiau fy rhyddid." We'll keep you #UP_dated on the latest developments. #LetsGo_Cymraeg ‼ more >> https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jay-hall-m-s-b64526a_francis-mondotyger-upabrdated-activity-7054469372383215616-t1P1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop