PATHETIC...... But true!

I'm sorry.... But anyone who picks up dog doo is a moron!
It's fertilizer!

If you live on top of your neighbors maybe you don't need a dog!
Because I'm NOT picking up feces!

ANYONE who does has lost their dignity and is trained like a pet monkey!

The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life was a service in the Woodlands, Texas that drives to your home to
"pooper scooper your yard"

You can bet your last dollar the guy gets $150 plus per yard!

Hey genius.... When it rains or the days get hot dogsh*t disappears into the ground really fast! And it's free!

Perhaps OPEN YOUR EYES and don't step in it, and then blame the DOG that YOU ARE AN IDIOT!