So today at Walmart in Canton, there was this little girl maybe three or four. She was sitting in her mom's cart mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy... Being the "adult" that I am, I smiled and waved at her and said Merry Christmas. This demon child rolled her eyes and huffed. So you know me... I'm not about to be played by some piggy tail wearing demon spawn. So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her girl some candy, the mom smiled and said sure. I told the little girl to put it in her pocket and save it for later, which she did.

Then after checking out... I walked straight to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing Lifesavers. The Manager thanked me, stating that he is so tired of these parents not controlling their kids. The Manager walked over to them, asks the little girl to empty her pockets. I then looked at the little girl and flipped her off and walked out of the store like a boss
Happy Holidays everybody!
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P. S. This was just a joke for those that are reading this but aren’t getting it
So today at Walmart in Canton, there was this little girl maybe three or four. She was sitting in her mom's cart mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy... πŸ™„ Being the "adult" that I am, I smiled and waved at her and said Merry Christmas. This demon child rolled her eyes and huffed. So you know me... I'm not about to be played by some piggy tail wearing demon spawn. So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her girl some candy, the mom smiled and said sure. I told the little girl to put it in her pocket and save it for later, which she did. Then after checking out... I walked straight to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing Lifesavers. The Manager thanked me, stating that he is so tired of these parents not controlling their kids. The Manager walked over to them, asks the little girl to empty her pockets. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I then looked at the little girl and flipped her off and walked out of the store like a boss πŸ˜‚ Happy Holidays everybody! . P. S. This was just a joke for those that are reading this but aren’t getting itπŸ₯΄πŸ˜…
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