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Eye Doctor Admits Air Puff Machine Doesn’t Do Anything, He Just Likes Watching People Flinch
DALLAS, TX — Local ophthalmologist Dr. Kyler Moore has admitted that the air puff machine doesn't measure anything, and eye doctors do that purely for the joy of watching people flinch.
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