I'm here to speak up for one of the most marginalized and unrepresented groups in the world: the Leprachauns.
The Leprachauns used to be one of the most proud, financially sovereign and independent groups on earth. They amassed huge deposits of wealth in the form of pots full of gold which they would keep stored away at the end of their rainbows.
The rainbow and the four leaf clover were symbols to represent indigenous leprechaun culture, as these were sources of their leprechaun magic and prosperity.
Until one day, when the LGBTIAQ+(whatever) came in and stole their rainbows. The rainbow had been ruthlessly plundered from the Leprechauns, cutting off one of the main sources of their magic, and destroying their natural stores of wealth, that no longer could be hidden at the end of the rainbows.
So what happened to the Leprechaun's vast stores of gold? No one knows for sure... Some say that with no place to hide their wealth, they were forced to deposit it in the central banking system, where through inflation, then deflation, the value of their vast stores were plundered and dissappeared.
Others say that with no place to hide their gold, it was simply stolen from them at gunpoint after the police were defunded in democrat run areas.
Others still believe that it was taken by the vatican, never to be seen again.
SInce then, the leprechauns have become dependent on the system, in poverty and squalor, and have diminished in number significantly.
I mean, think about it... When is the last time YOU saw a leprechaun?! They have all but vanished!
I put fourth the notion that we reclaim the rainbow for the once proud but now decimated leprechaun communities who have nothing left but three leaf clovers, as their lucky charms have also been appropriated and exploited by capitalist profiteers like Kellogs and General Mills.
I stand up and speak out for the leprechauns, because if I don't... Who will?!