Cops: "Don't do anything that might deter burglars from stealing your stuff."
Also Cops: "If they hurt themselves, (or get hurt) stealing your stuff, we'll hold YOU responsible, and throw YOU in jail."
The owner: Hold my beer...
Also Cops: "If they hurt themselves, (or get hurt) stealing your stuff, we'll hold YOU responsible, and throw YOU in jail."
The owner: Hold my beer...