someone abandoned a car in front of my house in March. We called town cops got no answer so called city. They gave zero fucks so I emailed the mayor. Still nothing. So I wrote up this little gem and posted it in our local classified site on CommieBook and sure enough, the car now has an orange ticket on the window.

Jul 30, 2021, 12:13 PM
You sent July 30 at 12:13 PM
LAWRENCE CO classifieds: my post: I'm about to open a new junk car business because Lawrenceville is the PERFECT place. I dont have much land but evidently we can simply abandon vehicles on the streets, no legal tags, they don't even have to move for MONTHS.
So in light of this, Starting around Porter, I'll be parking my inventory all along city streets in front of houses I don't live in. This way you can check out our inventory just by taking a walk around town!
THANK YOU LAWRENCEVILLE YOU ROCK!
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