Have this theory that Mayor Lightfoot is really a genetic mishap that instead of being destroyed in the lab as ordered, was instead smuggled out in a thermos and raised as though she was simply an extremely ugly child. No one ever commented on her uncanny peripheral vision, and they passed her on like a bad habit until, 'Boom' she's Mayor of the place! A lizard, is Mayor of Chicago. Makes perfect sense, no?
Have this theory that Mayor Lightfoot is really a genetic mishap that instead of being destroyed in the lab as ordered, was instead smuggled out in a thermos and raised as though she was simply an extremely ugly child. No one ever commented on her uncanny peripheral vision, and they passed her on like a bad habit until, 'Boom' she's Mayor of the place! A lizard, is Mayor of Chicago. Makes perfect sense, no?
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