In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser
nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translated: "Glad to meet you!
Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it." )

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Biden's immigration plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."