Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You...

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Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

BILLUND, DENMARK - LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t have to roll around on the ground in excruciating ...

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