In Honor of Dr. Suess Day:

By @jonklement on Xephula

On a bright, shiny day in Trump-land,
the Democrats had to make their stand,
for if they didn't get the White House that year,
they would lose their power which they held so dear.

The Dem primaries were a sad, sad slate
of candidates that Americans did hate.
With riots and temper tantrums the whole summer through,
The Leftists cried out "Whatever will we do?"

Then Hillary and Pelosi arrived on the scene,
With their witchy faces all twisted and mean.
But on camera they chuckled and said with a smile,
“Don’t worry, children, we’ll only have Trump a little while.”

“The secret to victory is not to concede,
Though those who cry VOTER FRAUD will plead, plead, plead,
Please look at the evidence, the voters will say,
But the courts have been compromised so they shall say NAY!”

Then Joe will be in and that will be that.
He will make his Chinese masters and us Leftists all fat.
Fat with the money, payoffs, and grift.
With executive orders, we’ll make the shift

To a society that’s finally down on its knees
Where we Leftists have wanted it, to hear its vain pleas
As we kill its future, its children, its hope
Because there’ll be no Trump around to say “Nope”.

With their champion gone, won’t it be fun.
To see all the patriots scamper and run,
Running for cover but there will be none to found
For Big Brother is listening who hears every sound

On the Net he’ll read everything that they will say,
Every tweet, post, hoot, chirp, rumble, tumble, and bray.
We’ll mock them, cancel them, persecute them and say,
“When is your sky-god coming to take you away?”

Oh, it will be grand when Joe Biden is in.
There’s be no more judgment, no oppression, no sin
Good will be evil and evil will be good,
And children will be raised as good Communists should.