Alt-Life Trolling Tips

AKA: Notes from my days as Kamikaze Leader of the 214th Kekistani Trolling Squad (Mothra's Sphincter)

How to answer trolls and leftists who give negative comments on whatever you are doing. You can pretty much choose from any of these and they are guaranteed to piss off all but the highest level trolls.

1) Oh you dirty bitch! WORK THE SHAFT!

2) Is puppy angry? Puppy want a biscuit? (Adding an image of a dog treat helps the oomph)

3) Awwwwww, that's adorable. You think you're a threat.....

4) Did I give you permission to speak?

5) I'm sorry, were you attempting to get my attention?

The idea is to give the intended target the idea that not only were you not effected by their comment but that they were so bad that you barely even took notice. Make them feel insignificant. Give them the exact opposite reaction of what they were expecting. These are meant to give the best result with minimal effort and 80% of the time they work. Remember not to answer them anymore after the first time. If they know they can keep getting you back when they respond they might score it as a victory. Worst case just block em.

And yes I got a number of these from abridged series. I am convinced that people who write for abridged series do so to abate their trolling withdrawal.
Alt-Life Trolling Tips AKA: Notes from my days as Kamikaze Leader of the 214th Kekistani Trolling Squad (Mothra's Sphincter) How to answer trolls and leftists who give negative comments on whatever you are doing. You can pretty much choose from any of these and they are guaranteed to piss off all but the highest level trolls. 1) Oh you dirty bitch! WORK THE SHAFT! 2) Is puppy angry? Puppy want a biscuit? (Adding an image of a dog treat helps the oomph) 3) Awwwwww, that's adorable. You think you're a threat..... 4) Did I give you permission to speak? 5) I'm sorry, were you attempting to get my attention? The idea is to give the intended target the idea that not only were you not effected by their comment but that they were so bad that you barely even took notice. Make them feel insignificant. Give them the exact opposite reaction of what they were expecting. These are meant to give the best result with minimal effort and 80% of the time they work. Remember not to answer them anymore after the first time. If they know they can keep getting you back when they respond they might score it as a victory. Worst case just block em. And yes I got a number of these from abridged series. I am convinced that people who write for abridged series do so to abate their trolling withdrawal.
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