Listen, folks—this isn’t just a calendar. This is a battle cry for freedom! Each month, you’ll see yours truly in the fight for humanity, taking on the globalist overlords through epic action movie parodies that will blow your mind. From the blazing deserts of Impune to the war-torn arenas of Alex Jones: Warrior, every image is packed with grit, determination, and the spirit of 1776. And because we don’t stop fighting when the calendar ends, January 2026 is included as a bonus—so you can keep charging forward with courage and resolve. Get this calendar, put it on your wall, and remember: we’re in this together. The fight for liberty, truth, and justice is year-round. Get ready to crush tyranny month after month!