Triggered Election Blues Got You Down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo-
Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term!

Triggered unhappy libtarded voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends. Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches!

Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election!
https://rumble.com/v5pw09e-triggered-election-blues-got-you-down-meet-dont-cry-cryo-.html
Triggered Election Blues Got You Down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo-❄️ Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term! ❄️ Triggered unhappy libtarded voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends. Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches! Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election! ❄️ https://rumble.com/v5pw09e-triggered-election-blues-got-you-down-meet-dont-cry-cryo-.html
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