THEY SAID OSTRICH RIDING WAS FUN

Maybe on a saddled "riding ostrich"
We were drinking at a buddies place one day, and he had one that was sleeping

We were feeling kinda mean spirited that day I guess, and we talked our drunk buddy into trying to ride the thing! He grabbed it around the neck (like an idiot) and the bird freaked out (As would YOU) and took off!

He drug the dude 50 feet across the yard!
But aggravated, the ostrich them tried to kick him!

That ostrich has a rather large toe nail that would slice and dice you!
The kick ALMOST hit the drunk weenie in his empty head!

It would NOT have been pretty!

Moral of the story, if you wanna ride an ostrich.....
Go somewhere they saddle them!

Because your average ostrich may kick your empty head off otherwise!

It WAS funny!
But if he had connected with that kick it likely wouldn't have been!

https://old.bitchute.com/video/FsxixoBHprnT/
😜🤪 THEY SAID OSTRICH RIDING WAS FUN 😜🤪 Maybe on a saddled "riding ostrich" We were drinking at a buddies place one day, and he had one that was sleeping We were feeling kinda mean spirited that day I guess, and we talked our drunk buddy into trying to ride the thing! He grabbed it around the neck (like an idiot) and the bird freaked out (As would YOU) and took off! He drug the dude 50 feet across the yard! But aggravated, the ostrich them tried to kick him! That ostrich has a rather large toe nail that would slice and dice you! The kick ALMOST hit the drunk weenie in his empty head! It would NOT have been pretty! Moral of the story, if you wanna ride an ostrich..... Go somewhere they saddle them! Because your average ostrich may kick your empty head off otherwise! It WAS funny! But if he had connected with that kick it likely wouldn't have been! https://old.bitchute.com/video/FsxixoBHprnT/
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😜🤪 THEY SAID OSTRICH RIDING WAS FUN 😜🤪
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