Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3

CRUDDY COPS LEARNED REAL QUICK THAT THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY You can claim whatever you like, but #Police ARE the "Bullies" among us! These scumbags get off on ruining lives and victimizing the innocent! After all, they are nothing more than revenue agents! It's amazing to me.... Houston #Police just shelved thousands of #Rape and #Murder cases because of "lack of manpower," but they NEVER stopped writing tickets! You see.... The #Corporation of the United States don't CARE about real crimes! They ONLY care about extorting MEN & WOMEN roadside for #Revenue! It's more important to them to relieve YOU of your paycheck than it is to catch ACTUAL #Criminals who created a #Victim! "Police" are NOT here to "protect" you... They are here to extort and rob you, as they "Protect" the #Pedophiles who control them, and write their paychecks! They serve the #Jews and their agenda! PERIOD! They know it, and we know it! https://www.bitchute.com/video/_-XOXwzlDcM/

TODAY, LAST RADIATION OF ‘BRAIN TUMOR’. THEN MOVING ON TO OTHER TUMORS. You are probably wondering why I’m writing this in this format & sending it out to the abyss. If I don’t, many will miss this hysterical life of “J.P. (Just Plain) Lloyd. So what you say! Remember this is for ME, not you. It’s the best therapy for what’s coming and by the way, I’m truly ready for what’s next. I’m right where I should be. If any followers go to the profile & do a deep dive, they will understand, I DO. Read , don’t read , your choice, not mine. This “SNOWFLAKE” is still frozen, however, when melted will still have been , unique in all the world from the beginning of time. Blessings JPL😎🔯✝️😇

Solar Panels are Tornado Generators George Franklin says... I should start by telling you what bonafides I have for writing this. I am a retired aerospace engineer. A literal rocket scientist if you will. I worked on MX (Peacekeeper) Space Shuttle, Hubble, Brilliant Pebbles, PACOSS, Space Station, MMU, B2, the Sultan of Brunei's half billion dollar private 747 with crystal showers, gold sinks and 100 dollar a yard coiffed silk carpets. I designed a satphone installation on prince Jeffry's 757. I did all of the design work for the structure of Mark 1V propulsion module currently flying on at least 3 spacecraft that I know of. Some of the more exciting projects I have worked on are not shareable. I am also am FAA certified glider pilot and FAI certified gold glider pilot. I fly both full scale and model sailplanes. I am Microsoft certified and ComTIA A+ certified. SOLAR PANELS are at best about 20% EFFICIENT. They convert almost 0% of the UV light that hits them. None of the visible spectrum and only some of the IR spectrum. At the same time as they are absorbing light they are absorbing heat from the sun. This absorbed HEAT is RADIATED INTO THE adjacent ATMOSPHERE. It should be obvious what happens next. When air is warmed it rises. Even small differences in ordinary land surfaces are capable of creating powerful forces of weather like thunderstorms and tornadoes. These weather phenomena are initiated and reinforced by land features as they are blown downwind. It is all too obvious to me what will happen with the heat generated by an entire solar farm. SOLAR FARMS WILL BECOME THUNDERSTORM and TORNADO INCUBATORS and MAGNETS. Solar panels are dark and and they emit energy to the space above them when they are not being radiated. This is known as black-body radiation. Satellites flying in space use this phenomenon to cool internal components. If they didn't do this they would fry themselves. So solar farms not only produce more heat in summer than the original land that they were installed on, but they also produce more cooling in winter, thus exacerbating weather extremes. So I conclude with this. THERE IS NOTHING GREEN ABOUT GREEN ENERGY except the DIRTY MONEY flowing into corrupt pockets. There is no such thing as green energy. The science doesn't exist. The technology doesn't exist. The engineering doesn't exist. We are being pushed to save the planet with solutions that are worse than the problems. https://imgflip.com/i/8ombgp

Another disastrous idea by Elon Musk. Community Notes. The right is as lazy or more lazy than the left when it comes to participation online. I tried writing notes, but got voted down so much that I got basically voted out by Musk's system.

"Asylum seeker" with spray can and shouting "Allah Akbar" has defaced church of Santi Medici in Martano, Italy, and numerous houses with Arabic writings. Italian residents are afraid because this man goes around armed and terrorizes elderly and children. We need mass deportation. https://pomf2.lain.la/f/y66tg58k.mp4

We have a blog. You can write lengthy articles, add images, and add videos with the embed code when you "add media". The posts are not ideal to put a lengthly writing on, due to lack of formatting and there is no way to post multiple, mixed media. The posts are good to write a short summary of what the article, image, or video is about and a short opinion.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/epochtv/spike-protein-contamination-study-calls-for-mrna-vaccines-to-be-suspended-over-blood-bank-concerns-facts-matter-5617335?&utm_medium=FactsMatter&utm_source=SocialM&utm_campaign=SpikeProteinBlood&utm_content=03-28-2024 At this moment, in America, there is no distinction within the U.S. Red Cross between blood that was donated by vaccinated versus unvaccinated individuals. When you donate blood, the organization asks you whether you’ve received the COVID-19 vaccine, but that has nothing to do with your eligibility. In fact, the Red Cross website makes a special point to mention that:
“The Red Cross, like all blood collectors in the U.S., is required to follow the eligibility guidelines set by the [FDA] … The FDA permits individuals to donate blood with no wait period after receiving a COVID-19 vaccine as long as they are feeling well and symptom free, and the vaccine they received is one approved by the FDA for use in the US.” This means that as long as you say that you’re feeling alright, your COVID-19 vaccination status does not affect your eligibility to donate blood. Furthermore, on the receiving end, if you need a blood transfusion, there’s no real way for you to know whether or not the blood that you’re getting came from a vaccinated or unvaccinated source. And while the FDA and the Red Cross see no problem with this situation (writing on their respective websites that the mRNA injections do not pose a risk to the recipient), a new study calls this premise into question. Let’s go through the details together.

WHERE IS OUR NEW SHINY OBJECT? HOW CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT 24/7 OF A NEW SHINY OBJECT? Coverage of the rest of the world=good news. To repeat it at nausea is not good news. When did the importance of a story become automatically political gamesmanship? Yes, I do ask questions, and will continue until some logical , reasonable answers are put forward to the masses. Until then, my voice (writings) for as long as I can, will be the “Paul Revere” of our day, and the ride is becoming quite long. We can only hope that this is common knowledge regarding ‘Paul Revere”! JPL