• Gaetz has an awesome sense of humor!

    I am losing faith in the security surrounding conservatives. 1. He shouldn’t have gotten there. 2. He should have required a trip to the ER after.

    https://conservativeus.com/video-large-man-in-skimpy-womens-clothing-crashes-matt-gaetz-event-congressman-delivers-the-perfect-punchline/
    Gaetz has an awesome sense of humor! I am losing faith in the security surrounding conservatives. 1. He shouldn’t have gotten there. 2. He should have required a trip to the ER after. https://conservativeus.com/video-large-man-in-skimpy-womens-clothing-crashes-matt-gaetz-event-congressman-delivers-the-perfect-punchline/
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    Video: Large Man in Skimpy Women's Clothing Crashes Matt Gaetz Event—Congressman Delivers the Perfect Punchline - Conservative US
    During a lively event at the Texas Youth Action Summit on Saturday, U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) delivered a witty
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  • MEME DROP #196: The Purpose Of A Meme Is To Disturb The Humorless
    And To Humor The Disturbed
    https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/meme-drop-196-the-purpose-of-a-meme?publication_id=411246&post_id=146651972&isFreemail=true&r=1maoyr&triedRedirect=true
    MEME DROP #196: The Purpose Of A Meme Is To Disturb The Humorless And To Humor The Disturbed https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/meme-drop-196-the-purpose-of-a-meme?publication_id=411246&post_id=146651972&isFreemail=true&r=1maoyr&triedRedirect=true
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  • Tone Deaf Comics - Marching Band Bingo:

    https://www.tonedeafcomics.com/blogs/comics/marching-band-bingo

    #MarchingBand #Band #Bingo #Music #Humor
    Tone Deaf Comics - Marching Band Bingo: https://www.tonedeafcomics.com/blogs/comics/marching-band-bingo #MarchingBand #Band #Bingo #Music #Humor
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    Marching Band Bingo
    Tone Deaf has funny music posters for your band, orchestra, or choir room.
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  • https://medforth.org/trump-hat-die-debatte-gegen-kamala-gewonnen-mit-leidenschaft-und-humor/
    https://medforth.org/trump-hat-die-debatte-gegen-kamala-gewonnen-mit-leidenschaft-und-humor/
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  • Trump Campaign Should Hire JP Sears
    Hilarious Faux-Interview
    https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/trump-campaign-should-hire-jp-sears

    SUMMARY: JP Sears performs a faux-interview with Que-Mala (Kamala) Harris certain to draw virulent condemnation from Dem-Marxist virtue liars. Publicly the Trump campaign will probably distance itself from this faux-interview, BUT privately the campaign-staffers are laughing hysterically. –CHECK IT OUT!
    #JPFauxInterview #PoliticalHumor
    Trump Campaign Should Hire JP Sears Hilarious Faux-Interview https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/trump-campaign-should-hire-jp-sears SUMMARY: JP Sears performs a faux-interview with Que-Mala (Kamala) Harris certain to draw virulent condemnation from Dem-Marxist virtue liars. Publicly the Trump campaign will probably distance itself from this faux-interview, BUT privately the campaign-staffers are laughing hysterically. –CHECK IT OUT! #JPFauxInterview #PoliticalHumor
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  • Who's also ready for the heat to be over and hunting season here? https://ericnestor.com/deer-hunting-humor-the-fair-weather-hunter/
    Who's also ready for the heat to be over and hunting season here? https://ericnestor.com/deer-hunting-humor-the-fair-weather-hunter/
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    DEER HUNTING HUMOR: THE FAIR WEATHER HUNTER - The Classic Woodsman
    Sometimes we get a little too serious when deer hunting. What we need is a good laugh to put the mood back where it should […]
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  • Introducing THE HAMMER Commentary:
    Beginning with Cheatle, then on to Que-Mala (Kamala) and More on America
    https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/introducing-the-hammer-commentary

    SUMMARY: There is a historical Charles Martel … The pseudonymous Charles Martel shares his opinion in an irascible and sometimes with a bit of stinging humor. The pseudonymous Martel HAMMERS commentary on LYING Dems. …TAKE A LOOK!
    #CharlesMartel #DemsLie #Election2024
    Introducing THE HAMMER Commentary: Beginning with Cheatle, then on to Que-Mala (Kamala) and More on America https://johnhouk.substack.com/p/introducing-the-hammer-commentary SUMMARY: There is a historical Charles Martel … The pseudonymous Charles Martel shares his opinion in an irascible and sometimes with a bit of stinging humor. The pseudonymous Martel HAMMERS commentary on LYING Dems. …TAKE A LOOK! #CharlesMartel #DemsLie #Election2024
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    Introducing THE HAMMER Commentary:
    Beginning with Cheatle, then on to Que-Mala (Kamala) and More on America
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  • #truth #democrats #humor #humour
    😆😂🤣 #truth #democrats #humor #humour
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  • #humor #humour #drsuess
    😆😂🤣 #humor #humour #drsuess
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  • Subject: Just Passing These On...



    BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





    FREE PUPPIES


    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.



    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


    Must sell washer and dryer £100.



    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

    Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



    **** And the WINNER is.... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.


    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



    Statement of the Century

    Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

    at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"




    
Children Are Quick

    
___________________________

    TEACHER: Why are you late?

    STUDENT: Class started before I got here.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    (I Love this child)



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


    WINNIE: Me!




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.



    
___________________________


    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

    (I want to adopt this kid!!!)




    ___________________________


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


    HAROLD: A teacher
    Subject: Just Passing These On... BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE PUPPIES
 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
 Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
 Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER.
 Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" 
Children Are Quick 
___________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
 GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
 TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
 (I Love this child) 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
 DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
 TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
 WINNIE: Me!
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
 LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook. 
___________________________
 TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
 ___________________________
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 HAROLD: A teacher
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