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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

5 Bucks and a Hershey Bar A young seminarian receives his first parish orders and reports to the Bishop. The Bishop welcomes the seminarian and tells him his first week he will be in charge of the confessional. The first visitor speaks to the seminarian and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replied, "What sin did you commit, my son?" "I masturbated" is his reply, to which the seminarian responds, "Wash your hands in Holy Water, say three Hail Marys and never sin again." The next visitor is a Nun. She tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, sister?", to which she replies, "I bumped against a man in a crowd and he had an erection and my hand brushed against it." The seminarian replied, "This was surely not your fault, but if it makes you feel better, wash your hand in Holy Water and say 3 Hail Marys and be careful not to let it happen again." The next visitor is a gorgeous buxom blonde who tells the seminarian, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned" to which the seminarian replies, "What sin did you commit, my child?" She replies, "I gave a man a blow job and he wasn't my husband." Perplexed, the seminarian can't remember what the penance is for that sin, and cannot find it in his book of penances. He looks out of the confessional booth for the Bishop, but he is nowhere in sight. About then an altar boy walks by and he grabs his arm and asks him quietly, "Have you got any idea what the Bishop gives for a blow job?" The altar boy replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. 5 bucks and a Hershey bar!" https://imgflip.com/i/8q7ecp

Úna Bhán Legend of Úna Bhán MacDermott was the Chieftain of Moylurg, a Celtic Kingdom in North Roscommon. He had a beautiful daughter, Úna Bhán, - so named because of her long blonde hair. His neighbour was Tomás Láidir Costello, a good and sincere man, handsome and strong. Úna Bhán and Tomás Láidir fell in love and wished to marry but MacDermot would not allow the marriage because he believed Tomás Láidir was not good enough for his daughter. Tomás Láidir was banished from the area and MacDermot had Úna Bhán confined on Castle Island, Lough Key, then called "The Rock", which was located in the centre of MacDermot territory. Úna Bhán went into a deep melancholy and was dying of grief. Tomás Láidir, hearing of the situation went to see her and when he left, vowed that if MacDermot did not send a message for him to return before he reached the river, he would never go back. The messenger was sent, but did not reach Tomás Láidir until after he had crossed the river. Being a man of honour Tomás Láidir was unable to break his vow and did not return. Úna Bhán died of a broken heart and was buried on Trinity Island, an island on Lough key. In his grief Tomás Láidir used to swim to the island every night to keep vigil at her grave. Eventually he got pneumonia and realising that he was dying requested that MacDermot allow him to be buried beside Úna Bhán. His request was granted and thus the two lovers were belatedly united. Two trees grew up over their graves, entwining together to form a Lovers Knot, standing guard over the site. Vocals: Mary McLaughlin Guitar, Producer: William Coulter Author: Thomas Costello Woodwinds: Todd Denman Harp: Shelley Phillips Fiddle: Deby Benton Grosjean Keyboards: Paul Machlis Drums: Heidrun Hoffmann Cello: Barry Phillips Guitar: Martin Simp

LETS HELP BRING HIM HOME AMERICA... *AT RISK MISSING CHILD* Joshua Zitzman, 10 years old, 4’6,” 90lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, and he has a burn scar over 1/3 of the right side of his face. Joshua was last seen a short time ago on his bicycle near his residence, near Zinfandel Drive and International Drive in Rancho Cordova, wearing a brown tank-top and gray shorts. He has been deemed at risk due to his age. If seen or located, please call the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Office at 96-874-5115

LETS HELP BRING HIM HOME AMERICA... *AT RISK MISSING CHILD* Joshua Zitzman, 10 years old, 4’6,” 90lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, and he has a burn scar over 1/3 of the right side of his face. Joshua was last seen a short time ago on his bicycle near his residence, near Zinfandel Drive and International Drive in Rancho Cordova, wearing a brown tank-top and gray shorts. He has been deemed at risk due to his age. If seen or located, please call the Sacramento County Sheriff’s Office at 96-874-5115

COP GOES HANDS ON! DIRTY KICKBACKS, LYING LIEUTENANT... East Aurora PD The blonde clerk did an excellent job, props to her both clerks did good actually, they should be proud, both of them "#DWI Checkpoints" have been deemed unconstitutional as I understand it! But saving that.... This guy SAVES EVERY PERSON ARRESTED a tow fee! He asked them about towing vehicles...... And they actually didn't tow any! These scumbags just like destroying your life and costing you money! Wrecker Drivers likely kick back these scumbags some cash..... As they destroy YOUR LIFE! https://youtu.be/2DM8BaTSE34

Why Do the Heathen Rage? Ask Joe Biden. Why do the heathen rage? Maybe it's because they don't serve breakfast in hell. Bon Scott, the gravelly voiced ex-vocalist of the AC/DC band sang on one of his songs in 1979: "Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell." He got his wish on February 19th, 1980. He was found dead in his apartment after he had been choked by his own vomit. John Lennon mocked God and paid the ultimate price. People who mock God eventually live to regret it. He is just one of many whose mockery cost them their very lives and an eternity in hell. Do you remember the Beatles? Did you know that at one point there was a boycott against their music? And people around the country burned their albums? It seems so wild to think about today, but a flippant comment from John Lennon ended up having a snowball effect, turning many radio stations and publications against the band. This, in turn, resulted in many fans around the country turning their backs on the band, whom they perceived as having insulted Christianity. John Lennon was an English singer, songwriter, musician and peace activist who achieved worldwide fame as the founder, co-songwriter, co-lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the Beatles. He said ‘The Beatles are more famous than Jesus’. Some days after saying this, he was shot dead with six bullets. Tancredo de Almeida Neves SFO was a Brazilian politician, lawyer, and entrepreneur. He served as Minister of Justice and Interior Affairs from 1953 to 1954, Prime Minister from 1961 to 1962, Minister of Finance in 1962, and as Governor of Minas Gerais from 1983 to 1984. He said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God could remove him from the presidency. Sure, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made president and died. Marilyn Monroe was a famous American actress, model and singer. Famous for playing the comedic “blonde bombshell.” During an interview with evangelist Billy Graham, she said ‘I don’t need your Jesus.’ A week later, she was found dead in her apartment; apparently from a drug overdose and excessive alcohol. Bruce Ismay was the owner of the Titanic. He said, ‘Not even God can sink my ship.’ Well, we all know what happened there, don't we? Enter Kathy Hochul, Resident Joe Biden, and Mark Zuckerberg. All three of them have said or done things recently that mocked God. It will be interesting to see when they will get their rewards, won't it? We all have a front row seat to the event. It's only going to get more interesting in the days and weeks ahead. "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." — Galatians 6:7 KJV

Why Do the Heathen Rage? Ask Joe Biden. Why do the heathen rage? Maybe it's because they don't serve breakfast in hell. Bon Scott, the gravelly voiced ex-vocalist of the AC/DC band sang on one of his songs in 1979: "Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell." He got his wish on February 19th, 1980. He was found dead in his apartment after he had been choked by his own vomit. John Lennon mocked God and paid the ultimate price. People who mock God eventually live to regret it. He is just one of many whose mockery cost them their very lives and an eternity in hell. Do you remember the Beatles? Did you know that at one point there was a boycott against their music? And people around the country burned their albums? It seems so wild to think about today, but a flippant comment from John Lennon ended up having a snowball effect, turning many radio stations and publications against the band. This, in turn, resulted in many fans around the country turning their backs on the band, whom they perceived as having insulted Christianity. John Lennon was an English singer, songwriter, musician and peace activist who achieved worldwide fame as the founder, co-songwriter, co-lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the Beatles. He said ‘The Beatles are more famous than Jesus’. Some days after saying this, he was shot dead with six bullets. Tancredo de Almeida Neves SFO was a Brazilian politician, lawyer, and entrepreneur. He served as Minister of Justice and Interior Affairs from 1953 to 1954, Prime Minister from 1961 to 1962, Minister of Finance in 1962, and as Governor of Minas Gerais from 1983 to 1984. He said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God could remove him from the presidency. Sure, he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made president and died. Marilyn Monroe was a famous American actress, model and singer. Famous for playing the comedic “blonde bombshell.” During an interview with evangelist Billy Graham, she said ‘I don’t need your Jesus.’ A week later, she was found dead in her apartment; apparently from a drug overdose and excessive alcohol. Bruce Ismay was the owner of the Titanic. He said, ‘Not even God can sink my ship.’ Well, we all know what happened there, don't we? Enter Kathy Hochul, Resident Joe Biden, and Mark Zuckerberg. All three of them have said or done things recently that mocked God. It will be interesting to see when they will get their rewards, won't it? We all have a front row seat to the event. It's only going to get more interesting in the days and weeks ahead. "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." — Galatians 6:7 KJV

—GERMANOPHOBIA／ANTIGERMANISM: EXPOSING ANTI-GERMAN RACISTS. COMMENTS MADE BY GERMANOPHOBES AND TEUTOPHOBES (PART 1)— Some people don't understand that a country is inhabited by people belonging to the same ethnicity/race, who speak the same language, share the same culture, history and past, who eat the same typical, traditional, regional, national food and have the same customs, traditions and beliefs (today the ethnic peoples of #Europe are disappearing due to mass and uncontrolled #migration, #miscegenation, crossbreeding, #multiculturalism, racial and sexual #diversity, #homosexuality, the destruction of values and principles, forced #inclusion, same-sex unions —endorsed by the state and the Catholic church—, homoparental adoptions, substitution and replacement of the traditional family, #abortion —consensual murder of unborn human beings—, etc.). What the hell do foreign invaders (migrants, #refugees, asylum seekers, expats, exiles, etc.) expect to see/find in countries where the majority of the population is homogeneous, has the same origin, the same idiosyncrasy and believes in the same "god"? People of the same race as them? Mosques, synagogues, Buddhist temples, Shinto temples, Hindu temples? People who speak the same language as them? The same laws as in their home countries? Customs, traditions, beliefs and typical food of their home countries? They're NOT in their fucking shithole countries, they're in THE COUNTRY OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE! They should know that if they come to #Germany, they'll be surrounded by millions of Germans who OBVIOUSLY speak #German, who eat pork (pork-chops), potatoes and sausages, who drink beer, who love football, German cars and German women, who have similar physical features (due to our race) as well as similar or the same behaviors/attitudes/characteristics/traits typical of our nationality and culture. If you hate Germans so much, why the hell are you living in Germany? Stay in your home country so you don't miss your language, cuisine, laws, customs and traditions or move to a country that is similar to yours. Germany was NOT founded and developed by my ancestors for a horde of anti-German racists from the third world to come and tell us that we're "nosy", that we're "terrible drivers", that our food "sucks", that our language is the "worst sounding language in the world", that older German women shouldn't dye their hair (I remind you that older women in your countries dye their hair blonde, wear blue contact lenses and lighten their skin to "look" like older German/European women), that our rules, policies and laws are "ridiculous" and that we're "racist". Would you say the same if your country was invaded every single day by thousands of Africans, Middle Easterners and South Americans? If your culture, customs, traditions and beliefs were replaced with the "culture", customs, traditions and beliefs of people who hate your country and it population? If you had to deal on a daily basis with foreigners who insult you, beat you up and/or attack you just because you have a different skin colour? It's very easy to give your opinion and call us "racist" when you're not facing a population replacement ( #TheGreatReplacement ) and a planned genocide ( #WhiteGenocide ). On the other hand, I also think that the best Germans were killed in #WWI and #WWII, however, there are still Germans (descendants of those great men and women who died in both wars) who inherited not only their blood (lineage) but their character, willpower, mentality, courage, strength, dignity and pride and that we keep fighting despite having everything against us. I hope this Germanophobe has left Germany for good and never come back. We Germans don't need anything from invaders like him or any other.