• I really like The Civil Rights Lawyer.....
    And ALL of the lawyer channels trying to stand up for "Your Constitutional Rights"

    But folks, there's something that YOU need to know!
    YOU ARE NOT A PARTY TO THE CONSTITUTION!

    It has ZERO protections for YOU!

    YOU are a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law (The Law of the SEA)
    The Constitution is the Law of the LAND....

    YOU are currently under the #Jurisdiction of Maritime Admiralty Law and you have
    NO CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS WHATSOEVER!

    ONLY men and women under the JURISDICTION of COMMON LAW
    (The Law of the LAND) have any Constitutional protections!

    YOU do not!
    And that is because what you THINK is "government" is actually a #Corporation
    which has defrauded YOU and everyone else in the United States!

    YOU have been deceived into supposedly "consenting" to this....
    That is what they claim anyway!

    EVERY COURT IN AMERICA is a Maritime Admiralty Law Court!
    These courts do NOT deal with men and women!

    They deal with "Legal Fictions" / Strawmen / Corporations under maritime admiralty law. They are literally #Pirates who have robbed you of your STATUS as a MAN!

    These people view YOU as property!
    I really like The Civil Rights Lawyer..... And ALL of the lawyer channels trying to stand up for "Your Constitutional Rights" But folks, there's something that YOU need to know! YOU ARE NOT A PARTY TO THE CONSTITUTION! It has ZERO protections for YOU! YOU are a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law (The Law of the SEA) The Constitution is the Law of the LAND.... YOU are currently under the #Jurisdiction of Maritime Admiralty Law and you have NO CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS WHATSOEVER! ONLY men and women under the JURISDICTION of COMMON LAW (The Law of the LAND) have any Constitutional protections! YOU do not! And that is because what you THINK is "government" is actually a #Corporation which has defrauded YOU and everyone else in the United States! YOU have been deceived into supposedly "consenting" to this.... That is what they claim anyway! EVERY COURT IN AMERICA is a Maritime Admiralty Law Court! These courts do NOT deal with men and women! They deal with "Legal Fictions" / Strawmen / Corporations under maritime admiralty law. They are literally #Pirates who have robbed you of your STATUS as a MAN! These people view YOU as property!
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  • A Full Strawberry Moon approaches completion during the night of the Summer Solstice of 2024. Saturn and Neptune follow in the eastern sky as the reddish planet Mars, walking behind these two gaseous planets, fades into the summer sunrise.

    #FullStrawberryMoon #StrawberryMoon #FullMoon #Moon #SummerSolstice #Solstice #NightSky #Astronomy

    https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/everything-you-need-to-know-june-solstice/
    A Full Strawberry Moon approaches completion during the night of the Summer Solstice of 2024. Saturn and Neptune follow in the eastern sky as the reddish planet Mars, walking behind these two gaseous planets, fades into the summer sunrise. #FullStrawberryMoon #StrawberryMoon #FullMoon #Moon #SummerSolstice #Solstice #NightSky #Astronomy https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/everything-you-need-to-know-june-solstice/
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  • This is the Fascistbook profile of a #Criminal POS in blue
    who unlawfully extended a traffic stop and then unlawfully ordered the occupants of a vehicle out of the vehicle AFTER THE TRAFFIC STOP WAS OVER!

    He TRIED claiming that "Pennsylvania vs Mimms" gives him this right.... HE'S WRONG!

    Besides...
    The entirety of our "Judicial System" is based 100% in #Fraud!
    YOU have been duped into representing a "Legal Fiction"
    created by the state!

    And when you go to court... THEY ARE NOT PROSECUTING YOU!!!
    They are prosecuting that LEGAL FICTION (Which you THINK is you, but it's NOT)

    As long as you are willing to REPRESENT a "Legal Fiction" you'll be a #Slave!

    YOU have been brainwashed since birth to represent this "Legal Fiction" or "Strawman" which is a CORPORATION....

    JUST LIKE THE COURTS AND THE STATE AND
    THE "GOVERNMENT" ARE CORPORATIONS!!!

    These entities CANNOT interact with a FREE MAN or WOMAN!
    A CORPORATION can only contract with ANOTHER CORPORATION!!!

    You see.... they CREATED and OWN the Strawman or "Legal Fiction" with your BERTH CERTIFICATE... This is NOT you!!!

    But they have convinced you that it's you.....
    And as long as you REPRESENT that "Legal Fiction" then YOU will pay for every phony CORPORATE POLICY VIOLATION they call a "Crime," that the FICTIONAL ENTITY is found guilty of!

    This is how YOU were removed from the proper #Jurisdiction of COMMON LAW
    (Which is for MEN & WOMEN) and placed under the jurisdiction of
    "Maritime Admiralty Law" where you have no rights!!!

    You have NO INALIENABLE HUMAN RIGHTS under maritime admiralty law.......

    You have NO CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS under maritime admiralty law.......

    YOU need to return to the JURISDICTION of the LAND, or COMMON LAW, which is exactly where EVERY MAN & WOMAN BELONG!!!

    The #Constitution is the "Highest Law of the LAND" but YOU are not on the land!

    YOU have been defrauded into "consenting" (they claim) to being RULED like a #Slave under maritime admiralty law!

    ONLY YOU CAN CORRECT YOUR STATUS AND EXIT THE JURISDICTION OF THE SEA!
    This is the Fascistbook profile of a #Criminal POS in blue who unlawfully extended a traffic stop and then unlawfully ordered the occupants of a vehicle out of the vehicle AFTER THE TRAFFIC STOP WAS OVER! He TRIED claiming that "Pennsylvania vs Mimms" gives him this right.... HE'S WRONG! Besides... The entirety of our "Judicial System" is based 100% in #Fraud! YOU have been duped into representing a "Legal Fiction" created by the state! And when you go to court... THEY ARE NOT PROSECUTING YOU!!! They are prosecuting that LEGAL FICTION (Which you THINK is you, but it's NOT) As long as you are willing to REPRESENT a "Legal Fiction" you'll be a #Slave! YOU have been brainwashed since birth to represent this "Legal Fiction" or "Strawman" which is a CORPORATION.... JUST LIKE THE COURTS AND THE STATE AND THE "GOVERNMENT" ARE CORPORATIONS!!! These entities CANNOT interact with a FREE MAN or WOMAN! A CORPORATION can only contract with ANOTHER CORPORATION!!! You see.... they CREATED and OWN the Strawman or "Legal Fiction" with your BERTH CERTIFICATE... This is NOT you!!! But they have convinced you that it's you..... And as long as you REPRESENT that "Legal Fiction" then YOU will pay for every phony CORPORATE POLICY VIOLATION they call a "Crime," that the FICTIONAL ENTITY is found guilty of! This is how YOU were removed from the proper #Jurisdiction of COMMON LAW (Which is for MEN & WOMEN) and placed under the jurisdiction of "Maritime Admiralty Law" where you have no rights!!! You have NO INALIENABLE HUMAN RIGHTS under maritime admiralty law....... You have NO CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS under maritime admiralty law....... YOU need to return to the JURISDICTION of the LAND, or COMMON LAW, which is exactly where EVERY MAN & WOMAN BELONG!!! The #Constitution is the "Highest Law of the LAND" but YOU are not on the land! YOU have been defrauded into "consenting" (they claim) to being RULED like a #Slave under maritime admiralty law! ONLY YOU CAN CORRECT YOUR STATUS AND EXIT THE JURISDICTION OF THE SEA!
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  • https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/131062
    Conventional strawberries are toxicAF. (59 seconds) #dirtydozen
    https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/131062 Conventional strawberries are toxicAF. (59 seconds) #dirtydozen
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  • Conservatives STOMP On Thin Blue Line Flag As Police Violate Constitution, Cops LOSING All Support

    While this is from 2021 AND it's Tim Pool...

    It's nice to see that at least a few of the people STILL caught up in the political theater of the left / right paradigm lie are coming around to the FACT that #Police are nothing more than a foreign military on US Soil in violation of the Constitution!

    I mean they literally work for a for-profit #Corporation that is located offshore...

    You cannot get much more "foreign" than that! And this particular
    CORPORATION is responsible for the killing of a LOT of Americans..

    Americans who have NOT HARMED ANYONE, financially or physically
    WHY would you arrest an American, the BOSS of the Police, for a non-crime?

    Statutes and Codes are NOT #Law!

    And the entire "Justice System" is set up under a giant #Fraud, claiming that
    YOU "consent" to being a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law. Which is what our "Courts" operate under! They are treating MEN & WOMEN as if they were maritime admiralty law PRODUCTS!

    It may sound crazy, but it's a 110% TRUE and CORRECT!
    MEN & WOMEN should ALWAYS be in the #Jurisdiction of Common Law!

    But through coercion, Fraud, and deceit, and their "Implied Consent Doctrine" they claim that you "consent" to being their PROPERTY and their Slave!

    Your "Berth Certificate" turned you into a maritime admiralty law PRODUCT owned by the State. And when your parents signed it, they unknowingly GAVE YOU over to the State as their "Property"

    So the "State" created this "Legal Fiction" which is your all caps name, they PATENTED it as a hieroglyph that THEY OWN.... And then they brainwashed YOU into representing it! It's all a part of the massive fraud

    It's really fruitless to even TRY fighting them in their own corrupt courts!
    But we must, unless we close every court down and start over as COMMON LAW courts, like they should have been all along!

    These people are #Criminals
    And everything they do is designed to keep YOU broke and a SLAVE!

    They control how much your worthless paper "notes of debt" are worth, therefore they control YOU! They decide if you can eat or not, afford a house or not

    And the entire time they are claiming to "serve you."
    As they bend you over, send you to prison based on a fraudulent Maritime Admiralty Law system, as they steal HALF of everything you earn... And then steal the other half as you try to spend what's left! They even tax your phones, garbage, water, sewer....

    That's right.... they have you paying to sh*t!

    And just in case you have two dimes left to rub together, they are going to send the
    roadside #Pirates, on the high seas of maritime admiralty law (On American LAND)
    to relieve you of just a little bit more, perhaps even confiscate your stuff! Oh boy!

    They'll just use "Civil asset forfeiture," and confiscate your Home, Boat, Car, Truck, or all of the above, by simply ACCUSING YOU of a "Crime." They don't even need to PROVE IT! They just take your stuff and YOU have to "prove that you are innocent" of their made up, BS "crime" that likely don't even exist!

    So how then, can you "prove" you didn't do something THAT WAS NEVER DONE???

    They are nothing more than PIRATES, literally descendants of the Phoenicians, who have created this maritime admiralty law hocus pocus trick to scam everyone into being a SLAVE! The whole while their #Wizards on TELL-A-VISION are telling you that they are "Serving YOU" and that they "work for YOU."

    I don't know about you, but last time MY EMPLOYEE falsely accused me of something, beat me up and tossed me into a cage, after tasering or shooting me
    (Or both) I knocked his teeth out AND fired him!

    But "Our Employees" boss us around as if we were children!
    They beat us, taze us, shoot us, and imprison us anytime they feel like it!

    And it don't matter if you did it or not... there's a statute somewhere that your
    #Strawman has broken! And because you THINK that he's YOU, and you keep on representing him, they WILL get you! Lock you up, fine you, ruin your life!

    All based on a fraud thought up by psychopaths!

    A fraud where they have taken MEN & WOMEN belonging in the JURISDICTION of common law, and brainwashing them into believing that strawman is them!

    That way, when they unknowingly enter into their "Maritime Admiralty Law" courts, they will blindly "represent" that strawman, that exists only on paper! But YOU are representing him so YOU will do his prison time and pay his fines and bills!

    It's the Satanic world system of dominance and control
    YOU must actually "consent" to all of these things for it to be lawful!

    Them writing down a bunch of BS on paper claiming that "Implied Consent" in-debts you to their contract based FRAUDULENT SYSTEM is horsespit!

    It's time that you learn about your strawman, and it's time you learn that
    YOUR ACTUAL CONSENT IS REQUIRED for any of this to be lawful!

    NOBODY would "consent" to their system if they knew what it was based on!

    And it is time that the black robed priest (Wizards) of the #BAR Association go and screw themselves! Nobody has authorized them to decide the fate of mankind!

    OR to attempt to circumvent NATURAL LAW and COMMON LAW using a fairy tale story about maritime admiralty law! It's NOT okay! These black robed wizards have been fooling the masses for a long time!

    They are just another part of the Corporation! Along with the Vatican, the Jews, the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, the Illuminati, Every Freemason controlled "College" or School, the medical industrial complex, the play actors in Congress, the "BAR," and all of the scumbags from the World Economic Forum & the military industrial complex, and every "Secret Society" and "Church of Satan" on Earth!

    They are ALL in on it!
    And you cannot fight an enemy when you don't know who he is!
    ALL of the people listed above ARE YOUR ENEMIES!

    And they are trying real hard to enslave you GOOD!
    So you best WAKE UP and smell the coffee!

    And take back control over your own life!
    While kicking every tyrant scumbag to the curb!
    And the Courts and Corporations too!

    The entirety of the "system" they have built must be dismantled!
    We don't NEED "government" to "Protect and Serve" us into the poorhouse

    We can hire PRIVATE firms to keep us safe, Like in the old days, we hire a mayor and a sheriff.... if either gets crossways with the people, we just FIRE THEM ON THE SPOT!

    No "Investigation" that last 10 years or any of that BS, GOODBYE, you are FIRED!
    And when they harm an American, they better be able to PROVE that American was bent on harming them or we hang them! Matter closed

    We don't NEED 12,000 pages of federal laws, and 42,000 pages of state laws!
    ALL that we need is "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto YOU"

    And everything will be fine!

    https://ugetube.com/watch/conservatives-stomp-on-thin-blue-line-flag-as-police-violate-constitution-cops-losing-all-support_XoTqCeynO2cxWsG.html
    Conservatives STOMP On Thin Blue Line Flag As Police Violate Constitution, Cops LOSING All Support While this is from 2021 AND it's Tim Pool... It's nice to see that at least a few of the people STILL caught up in the political theater of the left / right paradigm lie are coming around to the FACT that #Police are nothing more than a foreign military on US Soil in violation of the Constitution! I mean they literally work for a for-profit #Corporation that is located offshore... You cannot get much more "foreign" than that! And this particular CORPORATION is responsible for the killing of a LOT of Americans.. Americans who have NOT HARMED ANYONE, financially or physically WHY would you arrest an American, the BOSS of the Police, for a non-crime? Statutes and Codes are NOT #Law! And the entire "Justice System" is set up under a giant #Fraud, claiming that YOU "consent" to being a #Slave under Maritime Admiralty Law. Which is what our "Courts" operate under! They are treating MEN & WOMEN as if they were maritime admiralty law PRODUCTS! It may sound crazy, but it's a 110% TRUE and CORRECT! MEN & WOMEN should ALWAYS be in the #Jurisdiction of Common Law! But through coercion, Fraud, and deceit, and their "Implied Consent Doctrine" they claim that you "consent" to being their PROPERTY and their Slave! Your "Berth Certificate" turned you into a maritime admiralty law PRODUCT owned by the State. And when your parents signed it, they unknowingly GAVE YOU over to the State as their "Property" So the "State" created this "Legal Fiction" which is your all caps name, they PATENTED it as a hieroglyph that THEY OWN.... And then they brainwashed YOU into representing it! It's all a part of the massive fraud It's really fruitless to even TRY fighting them in their own corrupt courts! But we must, unless we close every court down and start over as COMMON LAW courts, like they should have been all along! These people are #Criminals And everything they do is designed to keep YOU broke and a SLAVE! They control how much your worthless paper "notes of debt" are worth, therefore they control YOU! They decide if you can eat or not, afford a house or not And the entire time they are claiming to "serve you." As they bend you over, send you to prison based on a fraudulent Maritime Admiralty Law system, as they steal HALF of everything you earn... And then steal the other half as you try to spend what's left! They even tax your phones, garbage, water, sewer.... That's right.... they have you paying to sh*t! And just in case you have two dimes left to rub together, they are going to send the roadside #Pirates, on the high seas of maritime admiralty law (On American LAND) to relieve you of just a little bit more, perhaps even confiscate your stuff! Oh boy! They'll just use "Civil asset forfeiture," and confiscate your Home, Boat, Car, Truck, or all of the above, by simply ACCUSING YOU of a "Crime." They don't even need to PROVE IT! They just take your stuff and YOU have to "prove that you are innocent" of their made up, BS "crime" that likely don't even exist! So how then, can you "prove" you didn't do something THAT WAS NEVER DONE??? They are nothing more than PIRATES, literally descendants of the Phoenicians, who have created this maritime admiralty law hocus pocus trick to scam everyone into being a SLAVE! The whole while their #Wizards on TELL-A-VISION are telling you that they are "Serving YOU" and that they "work for YOU." I don't know about you, but last time MY EMPLOYEE falsely accused me of something, beat me up and tossed me into a cage, after tasering or shooting me (Or both) I knocked his teeth out AND fired him! But "Our Employees" boss us around as if we were children! They beat us, taze us, shoot us, and imprison us anytime they feel like it! And it don't matter if you did it or not... there's a statute somewhere that your #Strawman has broken! And because you THINK that he's YOU, and you keep on representing him, they WILL get you! Lock you up, fine you, ruin your life! All based on a fraud thought up by psychopaths! A fraud where they have taken MEN & WOMEN belonging in the JURISDICTION of common law, and brainwashing them into believing that strawman is them! That way, when they unknowingly enter into their "Maritime Admiralty Law" courts, they will blindly "represent" that strawman, that exists only on paper! But YOU are representing him so YOU will do his prison time and pay his fines and bills! It's the Satanic world system of dominance and control YOU must actually "consent" to all of these things for it to be lawful! Them writing down a bunch of BS on paper claiming that "Implied Consent" in-debts you to their contract based FRAUDULENT SYSTEM is horsespit! It's time that you learn about your strawman, and it's time you learn that YOUR ACTUAL CONSENT IS REQUIRED for any of this to be lawful! NOBODY would "consent" to their system if they knew what it was based on! And it is time that the black robed priest (Wizards) of the #BAR Association go and screw themselves! Nobody has authorized them to decide the fate of mankind! OR to attempt to circumvent NATURAL LAW and COMMON LAW using a fairy tale story about maritime admiralty law! It's NOT okay! These black robed wizards have been fooling the masses for a long time! They are just another part of the Corporation! Along with the Vatican, the Jews, the Jesuits, the Knights of Malta, the Illuminati, Every Freemason controlled "College" or School, the medical industrial complex, the play actors in Congress, the "BAR," and all of the scumbags from the World Economic Forum & the military industrial complex, and every "Secret Society" and "Church of Satan" on Earth! They are ALL in on it! And you cannot fight an enemy when you don't know who he is! ALL of the people listed above ARE YOUR ENEMIES! And they are trying real hard to enslave you GOOD! So you best WAKE UP and smell the coffee! And take back control over your own life! While kicking every tyrant scumbag to the curb! And the Courts and Corporations too! The entirety of the "system" they have built must be dismantled! We don't NEED "government" to "Protect and Serve" us into the poorhouse We can hire PRIVATE firms to keep us safe, Like in the old days, we hire a mayor and a sheriff.... if either gets crossways with the people, we just FIRE THEM ON THE SPOT! No "Investigation" that last 10 years or any of that BS, GOODBYE, you are FIRED! And when they harm an American, they better be able to PROVE that American was bent on harming them or we hang them! Matter closed We don't NEED 12,000 pages of federal laws, and 42,000 pages of state laws! ALL that we need is "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto YOU" And everything will be fine! https://ugetube.com/watch/conservatives-stomp-on-thin-blue-line-flag-as-police-violate-constitution-cops-losing-all-support_XoTqCeynO2cxWsG.html
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  • In Amongst The Roses.......Strawbs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwRMgJZRXks
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  • Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
    (Sounds kind of gay to me.)

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.

    Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me.

    The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh!

    Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect!
    https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
    Actual Customer Review From a Man on Amazon UK After Using Veet Hair Removal Cream for Men After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. (Sounds kind of gay to me.) Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types. Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two vegetables. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open, trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering arhhh ooooohhh that feels good ahhh! Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in, it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status, so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! https://imgflip.com/i/8q0hs3
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  • And that is because you ARE a #Slave under the Maritime Admiralty Law SLAVE SYSTEM that you have been duped into believing that you "consented" to!

    You cannot "consent" to something you don't know exists folks!

    You cannot enter into maritime admiralty law CONTRACTS that you do not even know exists either! The entirety of our corrupt, illegitimate, unlawful system is based on #Fraud!

    Our #Courts and the BS CORPORATION we have been brainwashed into believing is our "government" are based solely and purely on FRAUD and maritime admiralty law

    YOU are considered PROPERTY of the CORPORATION because your mother and father unknowingly signed you over to the state when they signed your
    "birth certificate"

    The "Berth Certificate" is an instrument of pure FRAUD, used by the CORPORATION and their COURTS to claim ownership over YOU!

    On the day of your "birth" the CORPORATION created a PATENTED HIEROGLYPH which is your ALL CAPS NAME.
    They created it, thus they OWN IT!

    Then the CORPORATION deceived your parents into sending you to a #Rockefeller funded indoctrination center to be brainwashed into REPRESENTING their creation, your all caps name, or STRAWMAN, which is a LEGAL FICTION and not you!

    YOU are a flesh and blood MAN or WOMAN, not a patented hieroglyph which represents a "vessel" created out of thin air to deceive you!

    These people are sick cowards who refuse to work.
    So instead they spent their life coming up with a way to DECEIVE YOU into being their "willing SLAVE."

    You see..... they claim that you "consent" to all of this BS you know nothing about! So they OWN YOU in their minds!

    I think it's time this corporation and ALL of it's executives are sent into BANKRUPTCY permanently, and with prejudice.

    Send every last one of these criminals to die in prison while mankind takes it's PROPERTY back that they have STOLEN through their lies and deception!

    This includes the black robed priests of the #BAR Association, lawyers, politicians, #Police, and all other CORPORATION CONTROLLED CRIMINALS!

    You should be pissed off about these FACTS!

    But you'll likely just shrug and claim "Conspiracy Theory" just like the #CIA and it's operation mockingbird #Media programmed you to do!

    https://rumble.com/v4k0a7c-dead-in-the-water-maritime-admiralty-law.html
    And that is because you ARE a #Slave under the Maritime Admiralty Law SLAVE SYSTEM that you have been duped into believing that you "consented" to! You cannot "consent" to something you don't know exists folks! You cannot enter into maritime admiralty law CONTRACTS that you do not even know exists either! The entirety of our corrupt, illegitimate, unlawful system is based on #Fraud! Our #Courts and the BS CORPORATION we have been brainwashed into believing is our "government" are based solely and purely on FRAUD and maritime admiralty law YOU are considered PROPERTY of the CORPORATION because your mother and father unknowingly signed you over to the state when they signed your "birth certificate" The "Berth Certificate" is an instrument of pure FRAUD, used by the CORPORATION and their COURTS to claim ownership over YOU! On the day of your "birth" the CORPORATION created a PATENTED HIEROGLYPH which is your ALL CAPS NAME. They created it, thus they OWN IT! Then the CORPORATION deceived your parents into sending you to a #Rockefeller funded indoctrination center to be brainwashed into REPRESENTING their creation, your all caps name, or STRAWMAN, which is a LEGAL FICTION and not you! YOU are a flesh and blood MAN or WOMAN, not a patented hieroglyph which represents a "vessel" created out of thin air to deceive you! These people are sick cowards who refuse to work. So instead they spent their life coming up with a way to DECEIVE YOU into being their "willing SLAVE." You see..... they claim that you "consent" to all of this BS you know nothing about! So they OWN YOU in their minds! I think it's time this corporation and ALL of it's executives are sent into BANKRUPTCY permanently, and with prejudice. Send every last one of these criminals to die in prison while mankind takes it's PROPERTY back that they have STOLEN through their lies and deception! This includes the black robed priests of the #BAR Association, lawyers, politicians, #Police, and all other CORPORATION CONTROLLED CRIMINALS! You should be pissed off about these FACTS! But you'll likely just shrug and claim "Conspiracy Theory" just like the #CIA and it's operation mockingbird #Media programmed you to do! https://rumble.com/v4k0a7c-dead-in-the-water-maritime-admiralty-law.html
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  • EVIDENCE OF MUD FLOODS WORLDWIDE

    There was definitely a FLOOD!
    Which created a lot of #Mud!

    We already KNOW the story!
    But REMEMBER... The "Evil continually" came because of the FALLEN ANGELS mingling their seed with the seed of MAN! Don't forget that FACT!

    It's the reason the fallen were judged so harshly!
    Naturally, they try to blame MAN. But the straw that broke the Father's patience.....
    was definitely the mixing of the seed, which resulted in #Evil and #Violence

    The Father HATES mixture... if you've never noticed

    Genesis 7

    16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in.

    17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth.

    18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters.

    19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered.

    20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

    21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:

    22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.

    23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

    24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days.

    Genesis 8

    1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged;

    2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;

    3 And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated.

    4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

    5 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.

    6 And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made:

    7 And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.

    8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground;

    9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.

    10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark;

    11 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

    12 And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove; which returned not again unto him any more.

    13 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry.

    14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried.

    15 And God spake unto Noah, saying,

    16 Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.

    17 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth.

    18 And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him:

    19 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark.

    20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

    21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

    22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

    READ THE BOOK OF ENOCH!

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/Vo0ftgJffqgo/
    EVIDENCE OF MUD FLOODS WORLDWIDE There was definitely a FLOOD! Which created a lot of #Mud! We already KNOW the story! But REMEMBER... The "Evil continually" came because of the FALLEN ANGELS mingling their seed with the seed of MAN! Don't forget that FACT! It's the reason the fallen were judged so harshly! Naturally, they try to blame MAN. But the straw that broke the Father's patience..... was definitely the mixing of the seed, which resulted in #Evil and #Violence The Father HATES mixture... if you've never noticed Genesis 7 16 And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the LORD shut him in. 17 And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth. 18 And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters. 19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. 20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. 21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: 22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died. 23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark. 24 And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days. Genesis 8 1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged; 2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained; 3 And the waters returned from off the earth continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the waters were abated. 4 And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat. 5 And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen. 6 And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: 7 And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth. 8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground; 9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark. 10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark; 11 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth. 12 And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove; which returned not again unto him any more. 13 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry. 14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried. 15 And God spake unto Noah, saying, 16 Go forth of the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee. 17 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth. 18 And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him: 19 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark. 20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. 21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done. 22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease. READ THE BOOK OF ENOCH! https://www.bitchute.com/video/Vo0ftgJffqgo/
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