• My latest book, The Gospel According To Alex Jones, is #8, groovy!
    Just search "alex jones" on the Barnes & Noble site:
    https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/alex%20jones
    Alex Jones has been involved in a number of noble causes: 911 Truth, exposing the Bohemian Grove ritual, fighting the New World Order, reporting on the Bundy Ranch, opposing Corona Crisis tyranny etc. However, how would one describe the faith of Jones? Some might call it a mishmash of Scientology, Mormonism and Christian-Lite. Only the true Gospel leads to heaven - see the third chapter written by my good friend Jeff Sinclair who has over sixty messages on #SermonAudio
    Christ is Victor, Jay Hall M.S. ╬ Ps. 141:5
    fmr. journalist who interviewed Maya Angelou
    my site: https://totalyouth.us
    "This book is #Amazing ‼" -- Lil Deb (satire) >>
    https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gospel-according-to-alex-jones-jay-hall/1144649066
    My latest book, The Gospel According To Alex Jones, is #8, groovy! Just search "alex jones" on the Barnes & Noble site: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/alex%20jones Alex Jones has been involved in a number of noble causes: 911 Truth, exposing the Bohemian Grove ritual, fighting the New World Order, reporting on the Bundy Ranch, opposing Corona Crisis tyranny etc. However, how would one describe the faith of Jones? Some might call it a mishmash of Scientology, Mormonism and Christian-Lite. Only the true Gospel leads to heaven - see the third chapter written by my good friend Jeff Sinclair who has over sixty messages on #SermonAudio Christ is Victor, Jay Hall M.S. ╬ Ps. 141:5 fmr. journalist who interviewed Maya Angelou my site: https://totalyouth.us "This book is #Amazing ‼" -- Lil Deb (satire) >> https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-gospel-according-to-alex-jones-jay-hall/1144649066
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  • He was #Nazi scientist brought over to the USA and given a top security clearance and installed as head of #NASA during
    "Operation Paperclip"

    Alongside his Satan worshiping buddy Jack Parsons, who founded #JPL Labs, Jack Parsons was a student of Aleister Crowley
    (The Beast)

    Jack Parsons, founder of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the father of rocket science, was an enigma of a man to say the least. Parsons lived a double life, one of science by day and dark magic by night, although he believed the two were one and the same. He conjured spirits and ancient deities, and he delved into sex magic. He believed he had no limits and could manifest energies just as real as the once-believed-impossible science he helped create.

    His known associates were eccentric and somewhat controversial. He was mentored by none other than cult leader and prince of darkness Aleister Crowley. Parsons even became a Priest for Crowley's order of Thelema. Parsons also became friends with Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard and ended up contributing to much of Scientology's foundation – as he and Hubbard would discuss magic and philosophy for hours on end. As brilliant a scientist as he was, it wasn't long before his unorthodox personal life began to affect him professionally. Much like pet owners who begin to resemble their animals, this mad genius began to mirror his work – becoming highly explosive. In the end, he became too unpredictable to work with, and one of his experiments ended up leading to his death at just 37 years old.

    These people ALL sold their souls to Satan and lied to mankind their entire life!

    Crowley died a drug addict, and Parsons lived to be 37 and batshit crazy, taken over by his demons!

    Their scumbag buddy L. Ron Hubbard scammed people in his #Cult of #Scientology!

    So THREE #Satan worshiping deceivers and a Satan worshiping NAZI, and you believe they went to the moon???

    At least the NAZI had a guilty conscience before he died, and spilled the beans...

    Knowing that he was scheduled to meet his maker!
    He was a little late, but got the Fear of Yahuwah in him!
    He was #Nazi scientist brought over to the USA and given a top security clearance and installed as head of #NASA during "Operation Paperclip" Alongside his Satan worshiping buddy Jack Parsons, who founded #JPL Labs, Jack Parsons was a student of Aleister Crowley (The Beast) Jack Parsons, founder of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the father of rocket science, was an enigma of a man to say the least. Parsons lived a double life, one of science by day and dark magic by night, although he believed the two were one and the same. He conjured spirits and ancient deities, and he delved into sex magic. He believed he had no limits and could manifest energies just as real as the once-believed-impossible science he helped create. His known associates were eccentric and somewhat controversial. He was mentored by none other than cult leader and prince of darkness Aleister Crowley. Parsons even became a Priest for Crowley's order of Thelema. Parsons also became friends with Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard and ended up contributing to much of Scientology's foundation – as he and Hubbard would discuss magic and philosophy for hours on end. As brilliant a scientist as he was, it wasn't long before his unorthodox personal life began to affect him professionally. Much like pet owners who begin to resemble their animals, this mad genius began to mirror his work – becoming highly explosive. In the end, he became too unpredictable to work with, and one of his experiments ended up leading to his death at just 37 years old. These people ALL sold their souls to Satan and lied to mankind their entire life! Crowley died a drug addict, and Parsons lived to be 37 and batshit crazy, taken over by his demons! Their scumbag buddy L. Ron Hubbard scammed people in his #Cult of #Scientology! So THREE #Satan worshiping deceivers and a Satan worshiping NAZI, and you believe they went to the moon??? At least the NAZI had a guilty conscience before he died, and spilled the beans... Knowing that he was scheduled to meet his maker! He was a little late, but got the Fear of Yahuwah in him!
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  • Is Scientology The DUMBEST SH*T EVER?! #donttrustouropinion #billburr
    https://youtube.com/shorts/-cyA0NB03sw?si=MEgwMQi6U6J73jvP
    Is Scientology The DUMBEST SH*T EVER?! 😂😂 #donttrustouropinion #billburr https://youtube.com/shorts/-cyA0NB03sw?si=MEgwMQi6U6J73jvP
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  • LETS MAKE HIM FAMOUS AMERICA...
    Scientology leader David Miscavige is 'nowhere to be found': Prosecutors trying to serve federal trafficking suit against him have tried to reach him 27 times over four months but have failed to locate him ...
    LETS MAKE HIM FAMOUS AMERICA... Scientology leader David Miscavige is 'nowhere to be found': Prosecutors trying to serve federal trafficking suit against him have tried to reach him 27 times over four months but have failed to locate him ...
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  • ELON MUSK'S TESLA ROADSTER IS NOT IN SPACE

    My entire life I actually BELIEVED #NASA
    had done what they said they done

    I had no reason to doubt them, and right up until the moment that I actually SAW THE EVIDENCE that they are nothing more than #Satanic scumbags fleecing the American Public

    I believed them

    It actually took more than one or two pieces of evidence for me
    I went into full on RESEARCHER MODE for 12 hours a day for a month or more and at the end of it all I STILL had a hard time accepting that I had been scammed

    It's a lot easier to deceive a man than it is to convince him he has been deceived!
    But the whole BS "Space Car" is way out there

    I don't even know that THE OLD ME (Deceived by NASA) would have accepted the "ROADSTER IN SPACE" BS

    And remember Elon Musk said it's a STOCK vehicle, with no special modifications

    I urge EVERYONE to research a couple of things

    1) Search for "balloon satellite launch" videos and see the ONLY SATELLITES IN THE SKY! You may want to search for the "#Samsung space selfie satellite" too

    2) Find the video of the GoFast Rocket made by a member of the amateur launch crew named: "GoFast Rocket Proves the Earth is Round?!"

    3) Search for Bart Sibrel, the "Moon Man" who received an OFFICIAL NASA VIDEO SHOWING THEM FAKE THE "Earth Shot"

    4.) Search for "Zetetic Astronomy" by Rowbotham and DOWNLOAD IT! Then perform some of the easy, do it yourself experiments listed in the book for yourself! YOU CAN PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT ALL BY YOURSELF

    5) Research how #JPL or Jet Propulsion Laboratory was founded by
    John W Parsons, a student of Aleister Crowley, and buddy of L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Dianetics technology and Scientology Religion

    Research how Parsons was actually a #Satan worshiper who was performing Satanic rituals, one of which was an attempt to summon "The Whore of Babylon"

    “Parsons was also an avid practitioner of the occult arts, and a follower of Thelema. He saw no contradiction between his scientific and magical pursuits: before each rocket test launch, Parsons would invoke the god Pan

    He was chosen by Aleister Crowley to lead Agape Lodge, the Thelemic Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.) in California in 1942 after Crowley expelled Wilfred Smith from the position

    Sarah Elizabeth Northrup (aka ‘Betty’), began living with Parsons after his wife, Sarah’s half-sister Helen Northrup, left with Wilfred Smith. Sarah Elizabeth Northrup later married L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology and sometime magickal partner of Parsons. Parsons and Hubbard participated in a ritual known as the Babalon Working which is famous in occult circles — loosely, it was an attempt to summon a living goddess and change the course of history. They were aided in this work by Sampson Bennetts of the Rosicrucian Order and his wife Sara Melian Gabriel, a well known spiritualist from India

    Isaiah
    14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/MrD6UJPHjBpu/
    ELON MUSK'S TESLA ROADSTER IS NOT IN SPACE My entire life I actually BELIEVED #NASA had done what they said they done I had no reason to doubt them, and right up until the moment that I actually SAW THE EVIDENCE that they are nothing more than #Satanic scumbags fleecing the American Public I believed them It actually took more than one or two pieces of evidence for me I went into full on RESEARCHER MODE for 12 hours a day for a month or more and at the end of it all I STILL had a hard time accepting that I had been scammed It's a lot easier to deceive a man than it is to convince him he has been deceived! But the whole BS "Space Car" is way out there I don't even know that THE OLD ME (Deceived by NASA) would have accepted the "ROADSTER IN SPACE" BS And remember Elon Musk said it's a STOCK vehicle, with no special modifications I urge EVERYONE to research a couple of things 1) Search for "balloon satellite launch" videos and see the ONLY SATELLITES IN THE SKY! You may want to search for the "#Samsung space selfie satellite" too 2) Find the video of the GoFast Rocket made by a member of the amateur launch crew named: "GoFast Rocket Proves the Earth is Round?!" 3) Search for Bart Sibrel, the "Moon Man" who received an OFFICIAL NASA VIDEO SHOWING THEM FAKE THE "Earth Shot" 4.) Search for "Zetetic Astronomy" by Rowbotham and DOWNLOAD IT! Then perform some of the easy, do it yourself experiments listed in the book for yourself! YOU CAN PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT ALL BY YOURSELF 5) Research how #JPL or Jet Propulsion Laboratory was founded by John W Parsons, a student of Aleister Crowley, and buddy of L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Dianetics technology and Scientology Religion Research how Parsons was actually a #Satan worshiper who was performing Satanic rituals, one of which was an attempt to summon "The Whore of Babylon" “Parsons was also an avid practitioner of the occult arts, and a follower of Thelema. He saw no contradiction between his scientific and magical pursuits: before each rocket test launch, Parsons would invoke the god Pan He was chosen by Aleister Crowley to lead Agape Lodge, the Thelemic Ordo Templi Orientis (O.T.O.) in California in 1942 after Crowley expelled Wilfred Smith from the position Sarah Elizabeth Northrup (aka ‘Betty’), began living with Parsons after his wife, Sarah’s half-sister Helen Northrup, left with Wilfred Smith. Sarah Elizabeth Northrup later married L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology and sometime magickal partner of Parsons. Parsons and Hubbard participated in a ritual known as the Babalon Working which is famous in occult circles — loosely, it was an attempt to summon a living goddess and change the course of history. They were aided in this work by Sampson Bennetts of the Rosicrucian Order and his wife Sara Melian Gabriel, a well known spiritualist from India Isaiah 14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High https://www.bitchute.com/video/MrD6UJPHjBpu/
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  • The Hollywood producer who won Oscars for Crash and Million Dollar Baby was arrested in Italy for allegedly raping a woman over the course of 2 days.

    Paul Haggis has been accused of sexual misconduct at least 4 other times.

    Scientology and sex offenders, name a more iconic duo.
    The Hollywood producer who won Oscars for Crash and Million Dollar Baby was arrested in Italy for allegedly raping a woman over the course of 2 days. Paul Haggis has been accused of sexual misconduct at least 4 other times. Scientology and sex offenders, name a more iconic duo.
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  • Scientology On Cruise Control

    https://rumble.com/v18b13i-scientology-on-cruise-control.html
    Scientology On Cruise Control https://rumble.com/v18b13i-scientology-on-cruise-control.html
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  • Do you believe this is the reason?
    One World Government 3 Alternatives: 1. USA NWO, 2. EU Marcabians. 3. Scientology's International City.
    According to Captain Bill Robertson, this planet is going to be incorporated to the broader Galactic community in the Milky Way in the near future.
    According to him, one of the regulations for inclusion says that all the people of a planet needs to be informed of the existence of groups in the galactic ET community. After the people gets informed, they will be asked to vote, to determine the form of government they will be joining the community. The planet can join by siding with an existing group of ETs or ask for mentorship, or the planet can join as an independent entity in the community.
    But before all this can happen, the planet has to form a legal representative for its people. In other words, a One World Government. This One World Government will organize the vote and represent the whole planet before the Galactic community.
    Right now, on Planet Earth, 3 alternatives are being implemented for the formation of such a One World Government.
    One is the European Union One World Government spearheaded by World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab. This is the Marcabian ETs alternative. In it you are going to be implanted with microchips in order to control you through economic dictates and the already Zionist controlled mass media.This project is known as "The Great Reset".
    There is the NWO/USA/Military Industrial Complex, alternative. In it you are going to be implanted with microchips in the brain, in order to control you through a mind control network operated from DUMBS (Deep Underground Military Bases). That alternative is the Gray ETs / USA military working together. The USA and Australia (with its own DUMB at Pine Gap) are well advanced on that agenda. This project is known as "The New World Order".
    The third alternative was described by Capt. Bill Robertson. In it the planet will incorporate to the galactic community as an independent body, where people of Earth governs themselves through knowledge and freedom, on a New Civilization. This alternative is flourishing and prospering around the world. Its goals and plans were laid out in Hubbard's "Plan for World Peace". In it an International City is to be built in the northern part of Africa and it will be composed by every sovereign government on Earth operating and governing from that International City. This project is known as "International City".
    So, pick your choice... Biden's NWO, Klaus' Great Reset or Hubbard's International City.
    References:
    New Civilization, The Necessity of.
    42:05 min mark "link up to galactic civilization".
    https://youtu.be/GwSDzpfNV6E?t=2525
    Marcab Civilizaion. Taped Lecture extract. With Definitions.
    https://youtu.be/7qiDrFVuzB0
    Dulce Base Full Story, Dulce ETs, Dulce Coverup and the US Military. English Only.
    https://youtu.be/ShGACbk6-Oc
    Bill Robertson UFO Lecture 1990 Part 3 Engl Only The Good ETs
    https://youtu.be/6K0OLtNN3RU
    Do you believe this is the reason? One World Government 3 Alternatives: 1. USA NWO, 2. EU Marcabians. 3. Scientology's International City. According to Captain Bill Robertson, this planet is going to be incorporated to the broader Galactic community in the Milky Way in the near future. According to him, one of the regulations for inclusion says that all the people of a planet needs to be informed of the existence of groups in the galactic ET community. After the people gets informed, they will be asked to vote, to determine the form of government they will be joining the community. The planet can join by siding with an existing group of ETs or ask for mentorship, or the planet can join as an independent entity in the community. But before all this can happen, the planet has to form a legal representative for its people. In other words, a One World Government. This One World Government will organize the vote and represent the whole planet before the Galactic community. Right now, on Planet Earth, 3 alternatives are being implemented for the formation of such a One World Government. One is the European Union One World Government spearheaded by World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab. This is the Marcabian ETs alternative. In it you are going to be implanted with microchips in order to control you through economic dictates and the already Zionist controlled mass media.This project is known as "The Great Reset". There is the NWO/USA/Military Industrial Complex, alternative. In it you are going to be implanted with microchips in the brain, in order to control you through a mind control network operated from DUMBS (Deep Underground Military Bases). That alternative is the Gray ETs / USA military working together. The USA and Australia (with its own DUMB at Pine Gap) are well advanced on that agenda. This project is known as "The New World Order". The third alternative was described by Capt. Bill Robertson. In it the planet will incorporate to the galactic community as an independent body, where people of Earth governs themselves through knowledge and freedom, on a New Civilization. This alternative is flourishing and prospering around the world. Its goals and plans were laid out in Hubbard's "Plan for World Peace". In it an International City is to be built in the northern part of Africa and it will be composed by every sovereign government on Earth operating and governing from that International City. This project is known as "International City". So, pick your choice... Biden's NWO, Klaus' Great Reset or Hubbard's International City. References: New Civilization, The Necessity of. 42:05 min mark "link up to galactic civilization". https://youtu.be/GwSDzpfNV6E?t=2525 Marcab Civilizaion. Taped Lecture extract. With Definitions. https://youtu.be/7qiDrFVuzB0 Dulce Base Full Story, Dulce ETs, Dulce Coverup and the US Military. English Only. https://youtu.be/ShGACbk6-Oc Bill Robertson UFO Lecture 1990 Part 3 Engl Only The Good ETs https://youtu.be/6K0OLtNN3RU
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  • Jesse C Post
    tgSoponso7rSehd ·
    DIVORCE AGREEMENT
    THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
    We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
    Here is our separation agreement:
    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
    —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
    --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
    --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
    --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
    --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
    --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
    --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
    --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
    --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
    Sincerely,
    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American
    P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
    P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
    Forward This Every Time You Get It !
    Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
    Jesse C Post tgSoponso7rSehd · DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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  • DIVORCE AGREEMENT

    THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is our separation agreement:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

    —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

    --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

    --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

    --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

    --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

    --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

    --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

    --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

    --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

    --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

    --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

    --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

    --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

    --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

    --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

    --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

    --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

    --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

    --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    Sincerely,

    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

    P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

    Forward This Every Time You Get It !

    Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
    DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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