If you thought Peanut the Squirrel was bad, wait until hear about the time that Fauci locked beagle puppies in a room with hungry sandflies, put their heads in cages, removed some of their vocal cords, and let the sandflies eat the dogs alive...

FAUCI BELONGS IN PRISON...
FOIA documents reveal that Fauci backed a $3.7 million project using experimental drugs to poison puppies, and the disturbing project remains active to this day.
https://dailycaller.com/2024/09/24/anthony-fauci-puppy-poison-experiment-niaid/

Subject: Just Passing These On...



BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





FREE PUPPIES


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is.... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"





Children Are Quick


___________________________

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.




___________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




___________________________


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this child)




___________________________


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




___________________________


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!




___________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




___________________________


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



___________________________


TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.




___________________________


TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)




___________________________


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher

CUTTING PAWS, LEGS OFF MULTIPLE PUPPIES

BAYTOWN, Texas (KTRK) — The man accused of mutilating live puppies in Baytown was supposed to appear in court Tuesday morning. He didn’t because, according to prosecutors, the court couldn’t find him a defense attorney willing to take the case after reading allegations that were so egregious. Justin Reilly Belton, 44, is charged with four counts of animal cruelty.

https://breaking911.com/texas-man-accused-of-cutting-paws-legs-off-multiple-puppies/

Poor Bush, damned if you do, damned if you dont. Should have stuck with the horses and puppies.
Bud Light faces new boycott – gay bars shun Anheuser-Busch beer brand for not supporting Dylan Mulvaney

They should have stuck with horses and puppies. If their sales drop then change the recipe not your sex.
https://youtu.be/kZ9FO-0y1wI

You may need to research OSHA a bit for each contaminate in the air!

In case of certain chemicals "Supplied Air" is your only option!
But if it were ME... NO WAY I'd be walking around #Ohio without one of these puppies! (or several other states)

Like I said... you may need to go "Full moon suit"
And BTW.... OSHA REQUIRES "Fit Testing" for a reason!

If you can breathe AT ALL when your respirator inlet is plugged up, you are
NOT PROTECTED AT ALL!

You hairy guys may wanna shave!
And remember.... HCL Acid is neutralized by Sodium Bicarbonate!
You may find this useful when the rain falling from the sky is actually HCL Acid!

DO YOUR RESEARCH!

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
___________________________________________
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel , 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
________________________________________________
FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
_______________________________________________________
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
________________________________________________________
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
_____________________________________________________________
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie .
___________________________________________________________
And the WINNER is...
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
(Statement of the Century)


Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher .
__________________________________
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
Due to current economic conditions, the light at the
end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Do all Dogs go to Heaven?
Before tackling the question about whether we’ll have pets in heaven, let me first clarify that the word “dog” is often used figuratively in Scripture to depict vile, shameless people. For instance, the apostle Paul says, “Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of mutilation!” (Philippians 3:2). He’s identifying people who are deluded and claim to be perfect. Dogs in the East didn’t have pet owners and wandered the streets and back alleys. Revelation 22:14, 15 is not speaking about literal dogs.

There is no question that animals will be in heaven. I encourage you to read Isaiah 11:6–9 to see a beautiful picture of what heaven will be like. You’ll see that in paradise, every animal could potentially be a pet because none of them will be “wild” and they will not be afraid of people. God does everything perfectly, so in paradise, we will find complete love and happiness, which will include loving companionship with the animals. But what about our pets from this life? Will they be with us in the new earth? Some argue that such a scenario would be impossible, because the sacrifice of Jesus was to redeem humans, not animals. And it is true that there aren’t any Scriptures that state animals will be resurrected with new bodies.

However, this might not rule out the possibility. God will bless His people with eternal life as a gift of His grace when Jesus comes again. So if the all-powerful God of the universe wants to surprise us with the gift of resurrected kittens, puppies, horses, fish, rabbits, birds, turtles, or whatever other critters we love on this earth, He is certainly able to do so!

Whatever the answer on this one, I promise no one will be disappointed. We’ll just have to make sure we are there, then wait and see.
KEY BIBLE TEXTS
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. Revelation 22:14-15