Subject: Just Passing These On...



BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT



These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:





FREE PUPPIES


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.
 Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is.... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.


Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. 
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect

at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"





Children Are Quick


___________________________

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.




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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?


JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong
.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


(I Love this child)




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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


DONALD: H I J K L M N O.


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE: Me!




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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.



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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.




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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)




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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


HAROLD: A teacher

It’s Trump vs WWIII – Martin Armstrong, Greg Hunter
https://rumble.com/v50bzlc-its-trump-vs-wwiii-martin-armstrong.html

Legendary financial and geopolitical cycle analyst Martin Armstrong says we are going to have a wild close to 2024. Let’s start with Biden’s new job approval rating from Martin Armstrong’s “Socrates” program, which is now only 6% to 7%. Armstrong explains, “It’s the old story of draining the swamp, but now, the swamp is an ocean. This is completely crazy. The cases against Trump show you how desperate they are here. The reason they want Biden, and they even blocked RFK Jr. from getting on the Democrat ticket, the reason they want him is he is just a sock puppet. He’s not really in charge. He’s not making any decisions.”

Are the Deep State globalist Democrats panicking over the 6% to 7% Biden approval rating? Top people on both sides know this is an accurate number. With about four months to go before the 2024 Election, are they now panicking over these dismal approval numbers? Armstrong says, “Oh, yes, they are panicking. I have been in politics for more than 40 years. I know how it works. All of a sudden, you see in the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, oh, Biden is slipping behind closed doors. That would not make the press unless they wanted it to. They are floating a ballon to see how it goes. All of a sudden, they want Biden to do a debate. Before, no debates. Why? Because they know he’s going to look bad. . . . At the Democrat Convention, they will draft someone else, and that is most likely going to be Hillary.”

The economy and war are linked in a big way, according to Armstrong, and he explains, “You’ve got about $10 trillion of US debt that is maturing this year. . . . You’ve got Secretary of State Blinken threatening China with war. China dumped $53 billion in US debt in the first quarter of 2024. That means China are sellers and not buyers. You had Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen flying to China asking, ‘Please don’t sell.’ It didn’t work. This is why they are talking about raising the capital gains to 44%. Why? If nobody is going to buy the debt, that’s when default comes. If you cannot sell the new debt to pay off the old debt, guess what? It’s done. This is how governments fall, and I have been warning them for decades that this is how it’s going to end. . . . This is why they need war. This is why Europe is going into war. . . . If you cannot sell the new debt, you have to default. If you have war, and that is what is really behind this, if you go into war, they get to default and blame Putin. . . . In November, it’s going to be Trump vs World War III regardless who is on the other side. If you get Hillary or you get Biden, it’s the same thing. Hillary is a neocon, and Biden says yes to whatever the neocons want.” And the neocons clearly want war–a big one.

Supreme Court May Prevent “Irreparable Harm” To Trump, per Yale Law Professor
https://rumble.com/v508yni-supreme-court-may-prevent-irreparable-harm-to-trump-per-yale-law-professor.html

Michael Shellenberger - Supreme Court May Prevent “Irreparable Harm” To Trump, Says Influential Yale Law Professor . Liberal Constitutional law scholar Jed Rubenfeld says New York “hush money” case may violate Trump’s constitutional rights and that he would appeal to federal courts

Over the last week, America’s leading legal scholars and journalists have explained that former president Donald Trump is now a convicted felon. A jury found Trump guilty of many crimes, including falsifying business records and interfering in an election.

But according to an influential constitutional law scholar at Yale University, legal scholars and journalists got the story all wrong. Trump is not, in fact, a convicted felon.

SEE VIDEO HERE - https://rumble.com/v501ur0-yale-law-profs-brilliant-plan-for-trump-legal-team-to-overturn-guilty-verdi.html

“You're not convicted unless the judge enters a judgment of guilt against you,” explains Yale’s Jed Rubenfeld, “And the judge still has the power… to throw out that verdict and enter a judgment of acquittal.”

Rubenfeld acknowledges that “it's very likely that Judge [Juan] Merchan will enter that judgment of guilt against Trump on the same day that he issued sentencing, July 11.”

But Trump’s lawyers can still sue New York City District Attorney Alvin Bragg, said Rubenfeld, “and ask the judge — the federal judge — for an emergency temporary restraining order, halting Judge Merchan from entering that judgment of guilt until the federal courts have had an opportunity to review and rule on the serious constitutional arguments that exist here.”

Rubenfeld made his remarks in a video, and I reached him by phone. He elaborated on how the Supreme Court could rule on the case.

“If Trump’s lawyers file in a federal district court, they would ask for TRO, Temporary Restraining Order, on an emergency basis,” he told Public. “The court would set a briefing schedule and ask for ‘hurry up’ schedule by July 11. If the court said, ‘No, we’re not issuing a TRO,’ you could appeal to the court of appeals. And then, whatever that court did, you could appeal to the Supreme Court.”

Said Rubenfeld, “You could even go over the circuit court to the Supreme Court.”

Rubenfeld is a law professor and does not work for the Trump campaign. He is most famous for his liberal positions on issues like affirmative action and same-sex marriage.

Rosenfeld expressed concern over three potential violations of the Constitution by the New York state court.

First, a felony conviction could cause “irreparable harm” to Trump and his effort to become president.

Second, it could have been a case of “selective prosecution” by Bragg, who campaigned on convicting Trump.

Third, the court may have violated Trump’s Sixth Amendment rights, which is that the accused must know what they are being accused of....

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Treasury Secretary #JanetYellen Wants Price #Inflation to Rise So the Feds Can Keep Spending https://mises.org/mises-wire/yellen-wants-price-inflation-rise-so-feds-can-keep-spending

Rediscovering Ancient Wisdom: Eggshells as a Modern Calcium Solution

Eggshells, often overlooked after cooking, are emerging as a valuable resource for meeting today’s calcium needs. Known for their high protein content and beneficial nutrients, eggs also leave behind a shell that is much more than just waste.

Eggshells: A Hidden Nutritional Gem

Eggshells are proving to be instrumental in reducing the risk of diseases like osteoporosis, enhancing cardiovascular health, and promoting better dental hygiene. These benefits position eggshells as a secret weapon for enhancing overall health.

The Power of Half an Eggshell

Composed primarily of 94% calcium carbonate, the tough outer layer of the eggshell is enriched with protein and essential minerals such as magnesium. Remarkably, each gram of eggshell contains about 380 milligrams of calcium. This means just half an eggshell is sufficient to meet the daily calcium requirement of 1,000 milligrams for an adult.

Eggshells as an Accessible Calcium Supplement

The abundance of calcium in eggshells makes them an excellent, cost-effective supplement. This is particularly vital in combating widespread calcium deficiencies that can lead to severe health issues like osteoporosis, pregnancy-related complications, certain cancers, and cardiovascular diseases. Additionally, the inner membrane of eggshells contains collagen, which is beneficial for skin health, joint function, and digestion.

Enhancing Bone Health and Healing

Research suggests that the calcium derived from eggshells is more bioavailable than that obtained from processed food sources. Various studies indicate that eggshell powder can help prevent and treat osteoporosis by improving bone and cartilage health. For instance, a study in the journal Nutrients highlighted that meals fortified with eggshell powder and vitamin D helped prevent bone loss in postmenopausal women at risk for osteoporosis.

The Nutritional Benefits of Eggshell Membranes

The eggshell membrane is rich in glycosaminoglycans, which are known to aid cell growth and wound healing. According to Jacqueline Vernarelli, a nutritional epidemiologist and professor at Sacred Heart University, this component of the eggshell has been shown to accelerate skin regeneration and improve wound healing by promoting cytokine production and reducing inflammation.

Easy Integration into Daily Diets

Integrating eggshell powder into your diet is simple, according to Ms. Vernarelli. It can be mixed into various foods such as soups, sauces, or even used as a seasoning in breading, making it a versatile addition to everyday meals. However, she stresses the importance of adhering to safety measures to avoid the risks associated with raw or undercooked egg components.

Considerations and Precautions

While the benefits of consuming eggshell powder are numerous, it's essential to consider potential allergies to egg proteins. Additionally, proper preparation is crucial to avoid health hazards such as throat irritation from sharp shell fragments or bacterial contamination from unsterilized shells.

Moreover, excessive intake of calcium from eggshells can lead to health issues like nausea, irregular heartbeat, and low blood pressure. It’s also crucial to monitor the interaction of calcium with other vitamins and medications, especially those that affect calcium absorption in the body.

In summary, eggshells offer a sustainable and economical approach to fulfilling daily calcium needs, with the added benefits of supporting bone health and healing. By considering the appropriate precautions and integrating eggshells into the diet wisely, one can harness the full potential of this ancient remedy in modern wellness practices.