Crocodile Dundee: Checking for Sheila Crocodile Dundee was perhaps the first to "grab them by the pussy." The left can't handle it because they really don't like being called out as transgenders; but can you blame a real Alpha Male for wanting a REAL woman?

Grandpa and the crocodile ©All rights are reserved & belong to their respective owners.

Close encounter of Gazelle with Crocodile, while crossing the river.. VIDEO: https://files.catbox.moe/7v17gf.mp4 0: 00 ━━o─────── 0: 56 ©All rights are reserved & belong to their respective owners.

The Dam An elderly man in North Queensland owned a sizeable property on which he had a large dam. .Over time he built up areas of picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and groves of mango and avocado trees and the dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam and took with him a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard shouting and laughing voices. As he came closer he saw that it was a bunch of young women who were skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to conceal themselves in the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men might walk slow, but they can still think fast.

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal; “-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.” Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles. With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced; -We have a brave winner. After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said; -“I didn't jump, someone pushed me” ! His wife smiled ... Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."

I love it!!!! "The average force for a horse’s bite is between 5350 and 6350 N. However, most sources rate a horse bite at around 500 psi. The table compares a horse bite to several other animal bite forces. Animal Bite force Crocodile 16 460 N Hippopotamus 8 100 N Horse 5350–6350 N Lion 4 450 N Human 890 – 1300 N https://smarterhorse.com/breeds/anatomy/how-hard-does-a-horse-kick/

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! ___________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel , 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. ________________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. _______________________________________________________ COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. ________________________________________________________ JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. _____________________________________________________________ WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie . ___________________________________________________________ And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica , 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. (Statement of the Century) Children Are Quick TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is. TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher . __________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH Due to current economic conditions, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Remember when Rachel Madcow and AOC, cried at the southern border because Trump had put kids in cages? --- The cages that were built by Obama .......... Well, they've stopped the crocodile tears now that Biden is in office https://www.bitchute.com/video/6KBodvHateY/

ISIS link of 'killers who murdered British couple and fed them to crocodiles': Suspects accused of South Africa horror 'had Islamic State leaflets' and texted about 'killing the kuffar' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11282291/ISIS-link-killers-murdered-British-couple-fed-crocodiles.html