Bruce Uebergang - "Good morning Mr Smith. The results of your...

2023-04-27 00:42:57 -

"Good morning Mr Smith. The results of your blood tests have returned and shows you have a condition called SHAG"

"Shag? What the hell is shag"

"Syphilis, Herpes Aids and Gonorrhoea"

"Omg!! Is there anything you can do"?

"Of course. There's a small secluded room at the end of long corridor at the rear of the building. We'll put you in there on a diet of pitta breads, pancakes and pizza"

"Oh, will that help"?

"Not really, but it's the only food that will go under the door"

"Good morning Mr Smith. The results of your blood tests have returned and shows you have a condition called SHAG" "Shag? What the hell is shag" "Syphilis, Herpes Aids and Gonorrhoea" "Omg!! Is there anything you can do"? "Of course. There's a small secluded room at the end of long corridor at the rear of the building. We'll put you in there on a diet of pitta breads, pancakes and pizza" "Oh, will that help"? "Not really, but it's the only food that will go under the door"

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