The Dam An elderly man in North Queensland owned a sizeable property on which he had a large dam. .Over time he built up areas of picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and groves of mango and avocado trees and the dam was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam and took with him a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard shouting and laughing voices. As he came closer he saw that it was a bunch of young women who were skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to conceal themselves in the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men might walk slow, but they can still think fast.