JUST ON TIME... IT'S NECESSARY TO STOP THE BLEEDING IN KAMALA'S CAMPAIGN, TO STOP THE FLOOD OF NEGATIVE INFORMATION ABOUT HER AND HER RUNNING MATE... THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT FAILED AND IT'S NECESSARY TO STOP TRUMP, NO MATTER THE COST AND... JUST ON TIME BEFORE THE ELECTIONS, THE 'WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION (HEADED BY A FORMER ETHIOPIAN TERRORIST, A COMMUNIST WHO IS NOT A DOCTOR) DECLARE A 'GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY' ABOUT "MONKEY POX" (NOW RENAMED A "MPOX" BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS NAME OFFENDED MONKEYS). THERE'S A SHORT DISTANCE FROM A 'GLOBAL HEALTH EMERGENCY' TO A 'GLOBAL PANDEMIC'. BE READY FOR MANDATES, LOCKDOWNS OR WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO AVOID LARGE GROUPS OF PEOPLE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND HAVING PHYSICAL CONTACT ON ELECTION DAY. THE SOLUTION? VOTES BY MAIL. AND DON'T FORGET: THERE ARE BILLIONS OF UNUSED DOSES OF VACCINE, LEFTOVER FROM COVID, READY TO USE WITH A SIMPLE CHANGE OF LABELS. 2030 IS APPROACHING AND POPULATION MUST DECREASE FASTER.

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